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ram jam - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 09-16-2016
A charter bus travels down the highway at 666 mph. Driving the bus is none other than the Xtreme Champion and soon-to-be one half of the Tag Team Champions, himself, Unknown Soldier. Sitting in the last row of the bus, far in the back, is the other half of the soon-to-be Tag Team Champions, Doctor Louis D'Ville.
The two are obviously traveling to their the next XWF event at the UL Sport arena in Limerick, Ireland. Doc, bored out of his mind, walks up to the front of the bus and pulls Soldier out of the driver's seat and suplexes him to the back. Soldier tumbles backwards until he hits the back door and by that time the bus has already lost control and going off road. It still travels at a pretty high rate of speed until it hits a ridge and starts tumbling side to side down it.
It finally comes to a stop on it's side after mangling the travelers inside. The tumble twisted Doc like a pretzel wedged him between two seats and Soldier is lying on his back towards the front bleeding profusely and covered in glass from the windshield and all over.
Doc starts to come to and pulls a Red Bull out of his inside pocket, cracks it open, and only takes a tiny sip. He shits himself, but grows tiny little wings that slowly float him over towards Soldier before they burn up. He falls onto the mangled body of his tag team partner for the pin.
re:ram jam - Unknown Soldier - 09-17-2016
Soldier kicks out.
"Holy fuck Doc, we gotta keep this bus going above 666 mph like in that one movie with Keanu Reeves what's it called 'Speed?'
Soldier walks back up to the front of the capsized bus and attempts to start driving the mangled mess again but it works to no avail. Doc walks up to the front of the bus and starts shaking Soldier profusely, attempting to get him to snap out of his NASCAR driving attitude. Soldier still gripping the steering wheel and screaming out racing noises eventually stops when Doc passes him the red bull. Soldier drinks some and then goes on a full blown humpapalooza. Humping everything in sight from seat cushions, steering wheels, to even Doc himself. Humping everything until his balls are red.