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Tag Champs! Hell Yeah! - Arby Beef - 08-17-2016
Hey Nico!
You're a worthless bum! I bet you can't even get a boner, without boner pills! Not that you need one... boners are for people who have SEX! And you DON'T!
Virgin.
Nico's a virgin, guys. He's afraid of girls like Mia Yim and Shelby Cobra, but I'm not. I totally have sex with real live girls all the time.
Nico's broke, too. He bet all his money on getting laid before his 25th birthday and he LOST. Sucks to be you, Virgin Nico! Go borrow some money from Ghost Tank and go double or nothing!
Virgin!
Arby nails a powerbeef on Nico and hokos BOTH legs.
1.2.
re:Tag Champs! Hell Yeah! - Nico LaVey - 08-17-2016
Nico kicks out, gets up, and hits him with a Mafia Kick.
I'm a virgin, huh? Where the fuck did you get that idea? Didn't Ophelia and I start making out in a promo once? Don't we show affection for each other all the time? If you're going to insult me over something, at least make sure it's a true statement.
For example, your name is Arby Beef.
...yeah, that sounds like a real name. Totally not like a shitty mascot for the next restaurant chain to go out of business. Jerkbeast would call you a disgrace to the good name of Roast Beef sandwiches.
Also, you said that you "totally have sex with real girls all the time." If you do, why did you have to say real girls? Are you sure you don't mean Real Dolls?
Now, if you excuse me, Ophelia wants me home soon. She says that I look ultra-sexy with a belt over my shoulder.
Nico turns around and starts walking away from Arby.
re:Tag Champs! Hell Yeah! - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-18-2016
Damn, Arby, that's really crude.
re:Tag Champs! Hell Yeah! - Vincent Lane - 08-18-2016
Vincent finishes his Big Montana and licks his fingers.
Is... is that really it?
Huh.
| Winner and STILL Federweight Champion - Nico LaVey! |