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Your New Tag Team Champions - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-15-2016
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and hello, America.
Considering the controversial events that have led to the XWF Tag Team Championship being vacated, specifically Barney Green sticking his Sharpie sized pecker up some Kandi ass, followed by my friend and yours, Morbid Angel, engaging in dominant, yet oddly tactile mating rituals with Kandi Ass, thus Kandi breaking several very strict sexual harassment guidelines held within the XWF, and complete apathy from her partner Jake Wakefield, who really just sounds like a shitty radio DJ doing the midday show on a 70's and 80's Pop station, I feel the need to act on behalf on the people. I feel the need to give the people what they need, what they want, and what they deserve.
I will give them credible Tag Team Champions.