TITLE: "SNIPPETS"


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Ann Thraxx wakes up in bed to an annoying as fuck "BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT" coming from beside her bed. She slams her hand down on her alarm clock, breaking it with the palm of her hand. She leans over to look at it closer. Dammit!!..... Meh, it lasted six days! New record, WOOOO!!! Ann gets out of bed, and gets dressed into jeans, a blue t-shirt and a grey hoodie... Her hair's all messed up, and she tries to smooth it with her hand as she walks out of her room. She walks into the kitchen, hauls the door of the pantry open, and stares into it blankly. After a while, she shakes her head and walks off. The brushes her hair and prepares for the day.

Ann Thraxx is shown talking to a member of the backstage crew at Maddness. Honestly, kid. I bet you $100 I beat Punk tonight. NO DOUBT in my mind that CM Sucks is gonna walk out of the Madness arena a LOSER, just like when he entered. I doubt it, Ann. So I'll make the bet. Your $100 is coming home with me!..... Plus you'll be Punk's diciple. That's good! I hate you. Ann hits the guy with an NDD and leaves.

Ann is trying to get a pepsi out of the vending machine. Fuckin' piece of shit!!!! God dammit! Why won't you come out! Shit!! I'm thirsty as all fuck! Get out of the machine, Pepsi can!!!!!! A CM Punk fan (This is in the front area of the arena, right now, not backstage) hits the machine with his hand and the can comes out. What the----???? ......... Any Punk fan can get a Pepsi can out of a broken vending machine. Suprised it's not actually in the Bible of Punk..... Which you'll soon be forced to read nightly!!! Ann spits in the kids eye. FUCK OFF! The fan leaves.

Ann is just ending an interview with Steve Sayors. And why the hell is EVERYONE backing CM Punk in this arena, God dammit!!!! .......... Meh, makes it all the more fun to disappoint the hell out of these moral-less losers when I WIN tonight. Which I will! I'll never be his diciple! I'm nobody's lackey. I guess if I lose, by law, I'll have to actually "follow" him.... Isn't that much like a slave!? Ha...... NEVER..... I'm better than him. I won't be reading his bible.... I'll be burning it.... Well, Ann! That was ver-- SHUT UP, STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!