Man Don't Care - Printable Version

The scene opens in the Stan Sheriff arena, the arena where the upcoming Wednesday Warfare will be taking place. The ring has already been set up, and within its squared circle confines is where we find XWF Megastar "Mr FN' Dominance" Trax, running the ropes in silence, bouncingoff them then stopping himself mid run, bounding on the spot throwing quick succession upper cuts and hay makers in the air, before continuing to run back and forth between the ropes. Steve Sayors is walking down the ramp watching Trax as he undergoes what SS can only speculate is some sort of cardio training regime. SS gets to the bottom of the ramp and looks at Trax who appears to not have noticed the interviewers presence, either that, or Trax has seen but chosen to ignore him, if the latter then an interruption surely wouldn't bode well for Sayors. SS takes his chances however and and walks up the steps and into the ring while Trax has his back turned doing leg stretches in the middle of the ring. Steve gives an audible cough and adjusts his tie, but Trax doesn't respond.

SS: Trax?

Trax still doesn't respond, its clear at this point now he is choosing to blatantly ignore SS, who Trax has never really shown any fondness to, Steve Sayor digress's however and clears his throat some more.

SS:: Hey Trax? I was told I could find you here, was just wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions since you've been unusually quiet and haven't really been heard from since your championship loss to Makaveli, what are your thoughts on that loss to Makaveli if you don't mind me asking? And what are your thoughts on the stipulated match that Frodo Smackins has booked you in, involving relative newcomers Jon Willis and Marilyn Starr?

Trax stops stretching his legs and gets to a full vertical base to turn around and casts SS a cold glance as he walks up to him and and his extended arm which is holding a mic he has seemingly made appear out of fucking nowhere as he usually does. Trax grabs SS's hand that is clutching the mic and holds it up to his face which bares a rather stoic expression.

WHO told you I was here? I want a name and most importantly.... I want an location... so I can find them after I'm done here and shove my size 14 boot so far up their dick taking ass that if I wiggle my toes, their eyes are gonna spin you feel me? You want to ask stupid questions Steve? Your typical forte... OK if it gets you out my face, I'll bite. What are my thoughts regarding my loss to Makaveli? I think that brother caught lightening in a bottle, thats what I think. I think the stars and planets aligned for Makaveli perfectly that fateful night and allowed him to pull the biggest miracle and upset in XWF in 2016 out of his ass. Pure luck, thats what I think about Makavelis win over me, that nigga can scream from his weed and Hennessy filled lungs as much as he wants that it was anything different but we all know the truth. Every now and then, mediocre men and women in this wrestling industry luck out and get a win over their more talented co workers in the ring, need proof? Ginger Snap's win over Vinnie Lane. Alexis Riot's win over Doctor Louis D'Ville. Just like Alexis and Ginger Snaps Makaveli is nothing but a cock sucking bitch who got a lucky win over an actual great talent, it happens. I mean really, does he think what transpired last Warfare means hes truly better then me? Me? Let me remind him and you just who the hell I am, I am Trax, Mr FN Dominance, that name means something around here, in fact my name holds so much weight in XWF that Makaveli doing the highly improbable and copping a win other ME may just also cop him April SOTM. People don't even CARE that he's Intercontinental Champion, why should they? His win was a fluke and he's done nothing before that win to say otherwise. People are more wowed by who he beat to be able to call himself a so called champion, yours truly.

Trax turns to look directly into the camera.

So I've just got a couple of things to say to Mavakeli, enjoy the title reign "champ" for however short lived it may be, hell and enjoy the possible SOTM award coming your way man, I mean even a bullshit fluke win other me by someone like you is worthy of been awarded as such let me tell you. Soak up your 15 minutes of fame, kiss that title every night before you get into bed with your ratchet girlfriend because the next time I see you? Time is UP. I'll be getting my win back, and if you're still somehow champion by the time me and you have a rematch? You can sure as Hell bet I'll be getting that Intercontinental Championship back too.

Oh but it seems that I'm going to have to jump through hoops to get said rematch thanks to our under qualified under developed midget GM Frodo Smackins. See I actually challenged Makaveli to a title rematch not long after our intial match, and to his credit, Makaveli accepted, probably due to delusions of grandeur making him assume he can catch lightening in a bottle twice by beating me again which is more than foolish, but never the less our new IC Champion accepted my rematch. However little Frodo thought he should stick his nose where it wasn't wanted just like he tends to stick his shriveled syphilis ridden dick in places its not wanted. He shot down my title rematch request, saying I had to "earn" it. Excuse me? I'm one of the biggest draws, one of the biggest stars in the whole company, I was apart of the biggest title match in XWFs history, every time I step into the ring I tear the house down to its very foundations. I shouldn't even have to speak about any more of my credentials, I shouldn't have to speak about ANY of my credentials, they speak for themselves. May I remind you that it was around this time last year I joined this company? Thats right, I have now been in this company for a year, times flew right? Just like I flew straight to the top when I got here. Look what I've accomplished since I've been here, y'all should already know. Earn a rematch? I've earned it just be being who the Hell I am. Frodo wanting to talk about earning shit seems hypocritical to me anyway considering he didn't do shit to earn that Xtreme Championship he devalued by parading around for a few weeks, becomes general manager and then through politicking basically hands himself the second biggest title in the company and he wants to talk about earning shit? What did he do to earn his general manager position? What did he do to earn the Xtreme Championship? He sure as hell didn't pin Austin Fernando in a match far as I'm aware. He can't talk to me about earning shit because Frodo ain't earned SHIT. The only thing he's earned is a kick in the mouth so forceful it causes him to shit teeth for a week and... you know what? I want to give him his just desserts. I want a match with that Hobbit on crack but I know he probably won't accept, he calls himself the Big Dick Playa but that motherfuckers balls are as nonexistent as LeStrange's purpose in life.

Jealously, thats the reason for this upcoming match Frodo has put me in, thats the only reason. Frodos jealous of me because of how much my career has eclisped his, even when he was X-Treme Champion nobody cared and everyone showed more interest when I won the Intercontinental Championship,the championship ranked below the Xtreme title.Pure jealously, and thats why I've kept quiet until now, because I don't want to entertain this bullshit anymore. I just planned to show up, win, and leave, I'm sick of wasting my breath on people that don't deserve it. I'm one of the best trash talkers in the game no doubt, and I can't even be bothered to degrade the suckers I have to share a ring with anymore. Like these two newbie suckers, Willi and Starr, who are they exactly? Why should I care? Have either cut a promo for this match? I don't even know, I don't even care. I'm sure they'll try and give me reasons as to why I should care who they are, I'm sure they'll both give me reasons why they're going to win the match and a bunch of other nonsensical deluded rabble. I don't care. You here me you guys? Please save me the earache, you two are nothing but fodder that Frodo has placed before me to annoy me, neither of you would have a chance against me one on one, if this was a normal triple threat where I just had to pin one of you this match would be a no brainer just the same. However, Frodo being Frodo is attempting to stack the odds of me winning this match against me by making it that for me to win I have to pin both of you at the same time, thats fine by me, that just means as soon as the bell rings I'm going for the kill. One of you will be getting dropped with a Trap Silencer seconds into the match and the other will follow seconds after. Thats a promise. Like I said before, I'm not entertaining this bullshit match or its bullshit stipulation. I'm just going to show up, win, then leave...or more precisely...I'm going to show up...DOMINATE, and leave YOU guys in fucking pieces! Don't blame me for what happens though, Frodos to blame for your upcoming decimation, but don't worry he'll get his soon enough....hes gonna learn soon enough that you should never...EVER...CROSS THE WRONG THE SIDE OF THE TRAX!!!! Its just unfortunate for the pair of you that you will both learn that life lesson much sooner. Peace.

Trax turns back to SS still looking stoned faced as ever.

I'm done.Now Steve if you don't mind...get the fuck out of MY ring!

Trax shoves SS slightly and the interviewer doesn't need to be told twice, he hastily exits the ring as Trax goes back to his cardio and stretching training as the scene fades out.