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Doodily ding dong tick tock and all that jazz. - Equinox - 05-17-2016
Equinox is playing his Thunder Force IV on his Genesis, kicking it to some Korpiklaani when he notices the smell of seared goat and freshly popped hymens. He rushes outside to check out what's going and sees Solider pleasuring a Baphomet statue.
Start listening to Styx goat fucker.
He runs up behind the statue and dropkick it, causing it to fall over and crush Solider's skull, rendering him unconscious.
Equinox then goes for the pin.
1......2.......
re:Doodily ding dong tick tock and all that jazz. - Unknown Soldier - 05-17-2016
Soldier kicks out.
Unknown Soldier: "NO, Foreigner is a way better band, and worship SATAN! better than Styx! Also, Sega Genesis is good for nothing but Sonic the Hedgehog games, get back to the best and buy yourself a real machine. Nintendo 64."
Soldier proceeds to continue giving the Baphomet statue a massage as the scene fades.