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Fuck J.K. Rowling - St. Diabolicus - 04-14-2016

Lestrange is walking around in the back, working himself into a frenzy. It reaches a boiling point and tears the sign from Icxz's hands and proceeds to bash it into Frodo's face repeatedly. 27 times he does this until he gets bored enough to scoop Frodo from off the ground and launches him into a brick wall. For a moment he ponders a pin, but decides more punishment must be inflicted.

Dragging Frodo to the parking lot, he chains him to the front bumper of his truck, then striking a match on Frodo's forehead, which now resembles pre-packaged ground beef at a local grocery store.

He lights his cigarette as he enters the truck, sticks his key in the ignition and drives off.

Call me Bellatrix, I got a horocrux for you, or more, a horror-crux.

He lets loose a sinister cackle as he runs headlong into a solid stone pillar doing 88, crushing Frodo in the now mangled mess of the Blazer.

LeStrange stumbles out of the wreckage clutching his chest and pulls the mangled hobbit aside and goes for the pin.

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re:Fuck J.K. Rowling - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 04-14-2016

Kick out.

"Chevy Trucks are for like Duke. Don't be a like Duke."


Fuck J.K. Rowling - Rain - 04-16-2016

"DUKE ISN'T A .

"He's like Vinnie Lane. Bi.

"Besides, you fucked Gilmour.

"."


re:Fuck J.K. Rowling - St. Diabolicus - 04-16-2016

His sexuality was covered long ago Reeve, or did you forget?


Fuck J.K. Rowling - Rain - 04-17-2016

The point is he calls people '' when he's LGBT himself. Newsflash, since you're new and all-- Back in 2013, I debuted here as raYne, a character whose main gimmick was that he was bisexual and androgynous, or a 'shemale' as many here including the staff called me. Long story short, I'm still bi, and I find it funny how FroYo uses that as a derogatory term for people of his same ilk, such as myself.

Funny stuff, indeed.

-- Reeve F'n Gordon