(04-06-2016, 06:41 PM)40 Squirrels Said: 40 squirrels run into the room. One of them has a knife!

Jesus tits, are you seriously whoring yourself out for newbuddies on the basis of a fake anime?


...AND being Frodo's friend?

Go do heroin you sloppy bastard.

(04-07-2016, 04:48 AM)Ghost Tank Said: "Six foot eight. Why do you ask, tush?"

"You're a six foot eight monster of a man and you want to make friends because of some hentai? Interesting. Amusing. You know, I could call you a like the rest of these geezers, but you don't compare to Fernando and Arzegotti. Someone with genital warts could drape their fetid scrotum sack across their foreheads and they would still find some way to get off. Don't bother mate."

(04-07-2016, 07:22 AM)Tush Said:

(04-07-2016, 04:48 AM)Ghost Tank Said: "Six foot eight. Why do you ask, tush?"

"You're a six foot eight monster of a man and you want to make friends because of some hentai? Interesting. Amusing. You know, I could call you a like the rest of these geezers, but you don't compare to Fernando and Arzegotti. Someone with genital warts could drape their fetid scrotum sack across their forehead and they would still find someone way to get off. Don't bother mate."

(04-07-2016, 09:32 AM)Equinox Said: Did I witness a talking squirrel?

(04-08-2016, 12:55 AM)Rebel Star Said: "I feel like this is the part where I should step in and tell you the truth, Luca and Fern just aren't that into you, but who am I to say such things? Especially, when it's so much fun to watch this sad little display, run its course. You should cook them a pot roast and wait at a table with it all served out, a couple of candles burning, some fancy crystal goblets and an expensive bottle of wine, resting in a bucket of ice. It would make this scenario even funnier... for me, to watch that play out. The candles get smaller, the ice melts, the roast gets cold but Ghost Tank still sits and waits. Oh it's utterly hilarious because it's so pathetic! How can you do this to yourself and expect anyone to take you seriously?"

(04-08-2016, 01:33 AM)Rebel Star Said: "Queen of the ring? Try Queen of the company. I'm so far above you, you can barely see the soles of my boots and I just started here. I've been here for two months and I've excelled to main event status, where I took on the best. What have you done and who exactly have you destroyed? Obviously not anyone of worth because here you sit, waiting for Luca and Fern to notice you. Holding your breath and hoping with all your might, that they'll reach out and give you a sign. A small indication that they want to spend time with you. Yet, that's never going to happen because it would have happened by now, if it was ever going to occur. It's fucking sad. Really. You're a desperate sad sack begging for attention. And you think I'm not worth your time? Hahahahahaha! Okay, whatever you say. Loser."

(04-07-2016, 10:17 AM)"Mr FN Dominance Said: [quote='Equinox' pid='104927' dateline='1460050355']
Did I witness a talking squirrel?

(04-08-2016, 07:38 AM)#AvantGardeGuy Said: Fuccboi. Fuccboi. Hashtag.

#whydoesntanyoneloveme #Isuck #pleasetellmeimgoodenough