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A Literal Attack - NorthKoreanWarCriminal - 03-14-2016
Austin Fernando is breathing heavily, hand resting against the hallway wall. Clearly, these last few attacks have been taking their toll. Fernando is a fighting champion, but it seems Gladiator is determined to get that belt off his waist with greater and greater hurdles for his defenses...
"Military Hero's Bicycle Kick!"
Austin, reflexively, goes to block an incoming leg strike...
BUT INSTEAD IS STRUCK IN THE FACE WITH AN ACTUAL BICYCLE.
The handle bars collide with his skull and he rebounds off, rolling over his back once.
NKWC's cadets stand, chests heaving, exhausted.
NKWC, meanwhile, wearing a headband and short shorts, looks at his fallen opponent through binoculars.
From approximately five feet away.
"Bicycle kick successful! NOW PREPARE FOR MY FINAL ATTACK! National Medal of Virtue Recipient's Double Axe Handle!"
Fernando, confused from the previous attack, goes to lift his arms in front of his face to catch an incoming jumping fist attack...
WHEN INSTEAD THE CADETS HAVE FLANKED HIM! THEY BOTH SWING AT ONCE! TWO AXE HANDLES TO THE SIDES OF HIS SKULL!
Fernando collapses to the ground unconscious.
"Witness the power of North Korean wrestling maneuvers."
NKWC almost certainly doesn't know what wrestling is.
Either way, he puts a boot on the chest of Fernando.
The one-count is most assuredly his.