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Let's Get It Crackin' - Barney Green - 03-11-2016
I'm coming to Detroit ready to crack some bottles and sleep with some women. Here I come coming through the bars getting wasted. Dancing on dat dance floor and bustin' my nut on some girls ass.
I may be drunk but I can still get it up like nothing. Going home with 2 girls because threesomes are amazing. The southern people sure know how to party. Been residing in Georgia for over a year getting laid by southern women. My dick is like a petting zoo. Every girl wants to touch it.
Tush ain't got nothing on me. He may think he is intelligent now but I will crush him like I do every can on beer I drink. I am that thirty year old man cruising the bars sleeping with 18 year olds. You will be a formidable challenge for me but I am walking out Intercontinental Champion with my skills.
Tommy Gunn. You may have taken out my protege and scared him away from this business. Try scaring me away. A guy who has fought in numerous deathmatches and is broken down. I look forward to punching your teeth down your throat. Not just for me but for Steve Stajan. You may be off the grid but I got you on my radar. I look forward to hurting you badly. I will crack your jaw.
Trax. You may think you are dominant but you have never met a motherfucker like me before. Once you get on my radar. I don't stop until I accomplish my goal. Stay out of my way. You aren't on my radar yet. I am not too worried about you.
Samson Chernikov. The only good thing that ever came out of Russia is vodka. I will end your dreams very quickly like a shot of Vodka. One for me and one for everyone.
I may be drunk like 90% of the time but that's no big deal and not gonna stop me. After I win the Intercontinental Championship, I will be at the bar drinking even more and will be having another threesome. Picking up girls comes easy for me. I like them young. Age is only a number. Even at 32, I still attract 18 year old's with their tight pussies. I'm gonna stuff their muffs with my six inches. I got one religion and that's Intoxication. We are one nation under the influence. I'm gonna crack some bottles and some heads. I'm back and ready to make an impact.