Billy Big Bollocks

White Fang

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Three quarters Wolf, One quarter dog.

The Lone Wolf

Three quarters puppy, One quarter pussy.

Big Bad Wolf

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Blew them houses down.

The Lone Wolf

Couldn't blow your own nose, perhaps it's blocked, that's why he can't smell all the shit he spouts out the hole he calls a mouth.

Akela from The Jungle Book

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The wise leader of the wolf pack.

The Lone Wolf

Nothing wise about you challenging anyone to a handicap match.

Now the powers have be have agreed your terms and granted your wish for a handicap match against me Chris Macbeth and my giant balls.

I mean seriously dude, you walk in here all Billy Big Bollocks and start mouthing off about this and that, challenging people that are top of the game to handicap matches, people like Mr FN Dominance, then you think the reason they turn you down is because there scared or some shit like that, hahaha it hurts me to laugh you twat I broke a rib yesterday playing swing-ball with my mates Dave & Ted, don't you worry though I'll be fixed and ready for you Wednesday night.

No you see the reason people like Trax turned your generous offer down was because... Well... Because your nothing, a nobody, a piece of shit stuck to the bottom of the XWF's shoe, heck the only reason I took this offer up was because I have just recently returned to the XWF and you are already annoying the shit out of me and fucking up my buzz after my successful win and future title shot at Big Bad Pete's Hart Title.

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That last bit makes no sense I know but fuck man, you got me all worked up, I'm trying to stop the drinking you know, hang on a damn minute and let me just light this spliff and chillax for a minute.

Right where was I? Ah yes. The Lone Pussy. Got your ass beat last Warfare didn't you? "Blabber, Blabber, Blabber, Bla... That's my impression of you bitching and moaning to Steve Sayors backstage after the match just because he asked you the one simple question.

Quote:"Do you think you did enough?"

Like a slimy little weasel, you slid the question to the side and asked, and I quote....

Quote: "Why don't you ask if Mr Lance has done enough?"

Well I can answer that question for you. The reason Steve didn't ask Mr Lance that question was because Mr Lance smashed YOU in the face with his Reality Undone and pinned you to the mat for a three count, so obviously he did enough to prove himself, you however may not have, see Steve is not as stupid as he looks.

Ok so yeah you were the one who eliminated Tommy Wish, but dude that was only after Wish had already been smashed with a superman pinch from Lance and then you missed your intended target like a low budget satellite navigation system and accidentally hit him with a spear. I'm mean seriously... Your not all that you think you are.

Your just a no good, billy big bollocks, bottom of my boot, Brian Lance's bitch, Fred Durst wannabe.

Come Wednesday Night when it's all done and dusted it won't be the "Wolf" Huffing and Puffing to blow the house down...

It will be me, blowing your career back to where it started at the McDonald's drive thru parking lot picking up trash.

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Escaping
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