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Ann Thraxx is backstage at Shove It, with a smirk on her face as she finishes putting on an outfit that actually, for once, doesn't look so damn scary..... And she isn't wearing all of that scary make-up either. That's a first..... The camera then cuts to the main part of the arena in front of a live crowd. A few seconds later, Ann's music hits in the arena, and instead of her usual dark lighting, bright lights flash around the arena (not exactly fitting with her theme music, but oh well...).... Ann comes out from backstage, making her way to the ring with a mic in her hand..... And in the other hand is something pink..... And..... It looks like some sort of WIG! Ann smirks as she steps into the ring.... And puts on the wig!

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Ann laughs, and begins speaking in a high-pitched voice with a big fake grin!

Hello, everybuddy!.... My name is Annie Thoraxx!

She gives a big, over-dramatic wave to the crowd.

You know what? I seem to have a few teeny-tiny issues with this Black Circle bunch. I just don't understand.....

All I did was make fun of them, and refuse to be their slave. I don't see how I caused them any troubles, but if I did I am terribly sowwy!...... This week, I'm facing N.A.Z.I on Shove It, and I must say, he's talented, right?

The crowd boos in disgust of N.A.Z.I.

Hey, now! Don't be so rude. He may spend two to three hours a day on his knees under his boss' desk to advance his own career, but I'm sure he's a lovely guy. He's a talented athlete, and I wish him all the best in our match. But I don't plan on making it easy! I will fight for justice. The Black Circle seems to be a very discriminating bunch of individuals. They don't like black people and they're very sexist. I'm surprised there hasn't been a single sandwich joke tossed at me yet....... Good work, Circle! You're on the road to recovering from your delusion, already! That's great!

She begins thinking very hard for a few seconds. Overdramatically, of course, just like the rest of this mockery and slander she's putting on.

Maybe you're right! Maybe I should just do as I'm told so I don't get hurt. I know, N.A.Z.I..... You and the rest of the Black Circle want to kill me, because I refused to shut up and be your slave. But, I think I will. I'm completely willing to do anything you tell me to. After all, that's my role as a women. I'm naturally just lower on the food chain than any of the men in the XWF are, right?............

So, I'll just do as I'm told. Your group is too much for me, and I don't want to start anything. I wouldn't wanna do anything stupid, like pour pink paint in Shane 's shoes, or park my car on top of Madison's.... No, I wouldn't have done that... Errrr--- Do that.... But y'know. I know my role, and I'll shut my mouth, okay? Because you're big and tough, and I'm a meek lil girl.

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Ann tugs the wig off her head, tossing it to the mat, and STOMPING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF IT!...... She screams loudly in rage. She clearly can't keep up the joke any longer, and the anger and frustration she's built up at the Black Circle and at N.A.Z.I himself is pouring out of her.

N.A.Z.I!!!!..... YOU HAVE NO CHANCE IN THE RING AGAINST ME THIS SATURDAY! NO FUCKING CHANCE!!!!! YOU'VE THREATENED TO KILL ME! YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BLACK CIRCLE BITCH-BUDDIES!!! I'D NEVER BE YOUR BITCH, YOUR SLAVE! I AM NOT WEAK LIKE THAT STUPID MOTHER FUCKER JOHN BLACK!!!!..... It's because of me that Black's even Madison's bitch! You're fucking welcome. But the thanks I get is my head cut off? I don't fucking think so you pussy little mother-fucking, cock-sucking, panty-wearing, ass-licking, nutsack-sniffing, cum-guzzling, dick-riding little IGNORANT FUCK!!!!!

....Ha..... Can't say THAT on Warfare.....

But, fuck you! Fuck the Black Circle, and fuck everyone back in the locker room. Fuck the newbies and fuck the legends! Fuck the men and fuck the women! Fuck the XWF and fuck the indies! Fuck the titles and fuck the crown! Fuck Madness, Warfare AND Shove It!

I'll tell you where to "Shove It".... Take the Circle's titles and the crown, and Shane 's head while you're at it an you can shove all of those $2 trinkets up Sebastian Duke's bleeding asshole as Madison fucks him in the ass like "Oh my god, my dick's SO hard, it must be at least 2 inches by now!"

I am ANN THRAXX! Not Annie Thoraxx!.... I do what I want, when I want, and I ain't gonna be a part of your holocaust, N.A.Z.I.... Do what you want with me. Fucking kill me, I don't care. I don't fear death! I don't feel fear, which I usually wish I do, but right now that's my big advantage. I'm not afraid of you. I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ONNNNNNNN!!!! Nothing you could do would ever break me. Not a single thing, no matter hard hard you try to believe in it. I'm about to go all ogre on your ass, SHREK-STYLE, like... THAT'LL DO, N.A.Z.I.... THAT'LL FUCKIN' DO!... You're going down.....

I'm not stupid....

I know what I'm getting myself into.

But fuck you.

That is all...

Ann drops the mic, tosses the trampled wig into the crowd, so some idiot can sell it to a bigger idiot on EBay. She heads backstage.