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Maverick You Pussy - Table - 08-13-2015

I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS!

Ew.

FUCK YOU WOODY! I'M GONNA FUCK MAVERICK'S ASS! MAVERICK! NUT UP AND PRESENT YOUR ASS!


re:Maverick You Pussy - Maverick - 08-13-2015

Maverick pays no heed to the table, and is instead lost in thought.

Fuck you, Table.



Maverick You Pussy - Table - 08-13-2015

YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME!

I.

AM.

GOING.

TO.

FUCK.

YOUR.

ASS!


re:Maverick You Pussy - Maverick - 08-13-2015

Maverick continues to pay Table no heed, and ignores him. Maverick then proceeds to sit on a nearby bench, before looking at his Hart title.


Maverick You Pussy - Table - 08-13-2015

YOUR.

ASS.

WILL.

BE.

FUCKED.

IN.

WOODYJESUS'.

NAME.

GET TO GETTING ALL THAT SHIT UP OUTTA YOU CUZ I DON'T WANT NONE 'A THAT GODDAMN SHIT ON MY LEGS YOU !


re:Maverick You Pussy - Maverick - 08-13-2015

Maverick CONTINUES to ignore Table. Maverick proceeds to scratch his head before saying--

"Dammit, I'm bored. I wish something would actually fucking happen."


Maverick You Pussy - Table - 08-13-2015

I WILL FIGHT YOU AND THEN JAM MY LEG UP YOUR ASSHOLE YOU SHIT STAINING QUEERBAG!


re:Maverick You Pussy - Maverick - 08-13-2015

Maverick proceeds to look out across the room this is taking place in.

"There someone in here?"

". . ."

"Nah, must be some guys in the other room or some shit. Hell if I know."



Maverick You Pussy - Table - 08-13-2015

MAVERICK'S A PUSSY WHO'S TOO AFRAID TO FIGHT AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!


re:Maverick You Pussy - Christopher Isles - 08-13-2015

[Suddenly, Christopher Isles walks into the scene, apparently blazed as all hell. He looks over at Mav and the conspicuously placed table. He appears confused as all fuck and finds himself staring at nothing for a long while. Just then, he decides to speak up.]

Christopher: Brah...are you talking to a table?

[Before Mav could even respond, Chris busts a gut laughing for what feels like a whole minute before saying something else.]

Christopher: You're as high as me, dude! You know that only psychopaths talk to tables, brah!

[Chris laughs some more and proceeds to walk back from where he came.]


re:Maverick You Pussy - Maverick - 08-13-2015

Confused, Maverick looks over at Isles before he walks out.

"Dude, I dunno what the hell you're talking about. I was talking to myself, wondering what that sound was, but then I assumed it was just someone in the next room over."

Maverick- still ignoring the table, whether purposely or not so purposely is unknown- proceeds to whip out his phone and watch some YouTube.


re:Maverick You Pussy - The Blue Tango - 08-14-2015

(08-13-2015, 09:45 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick CONTINUES to ignore Table. Maverick proceeds to scratch his head before saying--

"Dammit, I'm bored. I wish something would actually fucking happen."

Don't you mean...... Board?

HA!!



re:Maverick You Pussy - Pest - 08-14-2015

(08-13-2015, 09:56 PM)Christopher Isles Said: Christopher: You're as high as me, dude! You know that only psychopaths talk to tables, brah!

Pest: That is factually incorrect. Psychopaths have a disconnect from the world. You are thinking of something entirely different. Psychopathy, is severe anti-social behavior, a disconnect from humanity.


re:Maverick You Pussy - Mr. Kaleidoscope - 08-14-2015

(08-14-2015, 07:22 AM)Pest Said:
(08-13-2015, 09:56 PM)Christopher Isles Said: Christopher: You're as high as me, dude! You know that only psychopaths talk to tables, brah!

Pest: That is factually incorrect. Psychopaths have a disconnect from the world. You are thinking of something entirely different. Psychopathy, is severe anti-social behavior, a disconnect from humanity.

Mr. Kaleidoscope: NERD!