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It's All Fun And Games - Game Girl - 08-29-2015
| WORLD 10 - LEVEL 1 |
P R E V I O U S L Y . . .
Along their journey to Death Mountain, our heroes decided to make camp in the Cursed Woods.Game Girl smirks and grabs her bag and sticks her hand into the bottomless satchel, slowly revealing the Intercontinental Championship. GB spits out his marshmallow shocked, such a waste.
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"You mean like this?"
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:O "How and when did you get that!?"
"Did I not say? I'm sure I showed you this before?"
"How did you get the gosh darn belt Paige!" >:[
"I beat Sebastian Duke for it."
Game Boy sits up and scoots forward looking at the belt closely, the gold shines in his eyes and he looks up at Paige who is almost falling asleep at this point.
"Can. Can I hold it?"
"Sure dude. . ."
GG lazily hands the belt to GB who admires it, making a noise similar to the one GG made when she saw Aggro for the first time. Game Girl yawns again and falls back down onto the small pillow she was laying on before.
"Don't get attached to it though, need it to put on the pressure plate Nirva's Sword is placed on."
Game Boy looks at the snoozing Game Girl with his jaw hung. He looks back down to the belt as Paige begins to quietly snore.
"It's so cool. So beautiful. So. . ."
Game Boy pauses as he curls down clutching the belt.
"Precious."
After a good nights rest and more travel, Paige atop Aggro spotted a small cabin in the woods hopefully belonging to the Herbalist they were after to help with Game Boy's wound he received from the Higher Neckron Vampyre.
N O W . . .
Aggro clip clops slowly towards the cabin as Paige leans forward looking past the foliage, GG throws her shoulder back to knock away Game Boy's sleeping head off her body. GB makes a loud noise and his eyes quickly open, he looks through half open eyes and sees the cabin, jolting up and throwing a pointed finger over Game Girl's head.
"Oh snap! The Herbalist lives there!"
"Yes GB, I gathered that. So what's this dude's deal?"
Game Boy sits back down and scratches his chin as Aggro trots closer to the home.
"He's erm. . . He's a herbalist. Whoooo lives in The Cursed Woods."
". . . Alright GB, thanks for that. You're a massive help."
"Thanks, I try. :)"
GG rolls her eyes as Game Boy admires the championship some more, Aggro gets to the small wooden steps and GG pulls on the reigns, Aggro snorts and slowly kicks at the dirt under his hooves before lowering his head to the grass. Game Boy jumps off with a loud thud and rubs his side, a pained expressions on his face. Game Girl stretches her arms then strokes Aggro's mane before gracefully hopping from the saddle. The couple stand looking at the stone and wood hut, the small windows are closed and the large wooden door seems weathered, like it hasn't been touched in some time. The two go up the small wooden steps and approach the door, GG knocks three times and the pair wait for about two seconds.
"Well guess he's not home oh well, adventure's ruined let's go home."
"Okay a few things, one it's been like five seconds, two we're here for you I can carry on without you and three shut up."
"Words hurt dude."
Game Boy looks away for a moment, adjusting the IC championship over his shoulder. Paige looks at him.
"Can I get that back any time soon?"
"The title? Yeah you can have it back whenever you want."
GG goes to grab it but GB throws his shoulder back out of her reach. He puts a hand up.
"Not just yet though, don't want you to get encumbered."
Paige shakes her head and sighs looking back at the door. Suddenly the wind picks up and a voice bellows deeply from inside the home.
"WHO DARES DISTURB MY ABODE!?"
". . . We should go."
"What no!? Hello! Mister Herbalist sir, I'm Game Girl and my friend Game Boy here is injured, we were hoping you could help us. If that's okay."
"FOOLISH MORTALS!"
Silence for a moment as footsteps echo from inside as loud as thunder, getting closer to the door. The two prepare themselves for the worst as the door bust open followed my a cloud of dust. The dust clears and light hits the figure as GG and GB look on in horror.
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"Why didn't you say so earlier! Haha, come on in I'll get some tea ready."
The short chubby boy waves the two in as they look at one another confused. Game Boy allows Game Girl to enter first. Inside the hut is very homely, like it was decorated by a loving grandmother. Comfy chairs, a warm fireplace all lit by candles. The Herbalist whistles a merry tune as he pours tea from the kettle into three small wooden cups on a tray, GB makes himself at home as GG goes to a wall of framed pictures. She raises an eyebrow as none of the pictures show the boy who lives in the house.
"Tea's ready!"
The Herbalist shouts loudly as he enters the room, handing the two a cup which they politely accept. He goes to a chair close to were Game Boy is sitting and takes a quick sip of the tea, smiling at the two.
"So, how may I help?"
"Game Boy here got wounded by a Higher Nekron Vampyre. A scratch, not a bite."
"Are you one hundred percent sure it's a scratch? I'd hate to see you turn into one of those things overnight."
"It's a scratch, nothing serious. No need to sharpen any stakes haha."
"Mind if I take a look?"
GB looks to Paige who nods. He sets down his tea on the table and lifts his t-shirt, showing a very nasty gash.
"Oh geez Game Boy! That looks gross."
"It's because it's healing, all scabby and junk."
"Hm. It's quite the opposite actually, it appears to be corroding your skin."
". . . wut?"
"It's a good thing you came here quickly, a day or two longer and you would be in a dreadful state. We'll begin immediately, I have a salve or two that can help with this. Game Girl, would you mind waiting outside? This may get gruesome."
"I can handle gross stuff sir."
"How gruesome?"
"Well. There will be quite a lot of puss which will ooze continuously from the wound as I heal it."
The couple look to the Herbalist with wide eyes for a moment before Paige heads to the door.
"Actually I'll keep Aggro company. Good luck GB."
"Gee thanks hero."
Paige exits the hut while the two inside trade pleasantries and go over the procedure. Paige sits in the top step sipping her tea and admiring the small garden at the front of the house as Aggro chases some squirrels through puddles of water. While Paige enjoys the view smiling, the annoying blue orb sneaks into view startling Paige as it speaks.
NEW MESSAGE FROM *click* [Christopher Isles (I wouldn't tell that thing your name brah) Dustin will you chill. (Oh great! Now it knows my name too!)] WOULD YOU LIKE TO LISTEN?
"Huh. Set Power of Trash Talk to 75%. Alright, let's listen."
Christopher Isles Said:Ey Paige, 'ey Game Boy, how goes saving your world? Good I hope, otherwise you'd be glitching and bugging out so badly that ya no longer look like people. Can't have that now, can we?
"It goes. Taking longer then I expected honestly, feels like I've been in these woods for months. How's being mediocre going? Underwhelming I guess."
Christopher Isles Said:I can say that I have very little info with your generation of gaming. You came to be in the late nineties, I think? Yeah, sometime around the time the SNES was on it's last legs.
"Sure if you consider 1994 the late nineties and on it's last legs three years into the SNES' lifespan. Then yeah, I guess you're right. Maybe that's why you're on your last legs at the age of 21 and the reason you lose so much is because you think the 3 count is much longer than it is, so you feel like you can take it easy lying on your back for a while before attempting to raise those noodles you call arms up into the air. I know you don't know much about my era but come on dude, it's as easy as googling somebody. Yeah, I'm a 20 year old sprite in some video game and even I know what Google is and you don't even know the year my video game was being made. There's documented proof man, it cannot be that hard man."
"So right off the bat we now know that you don't even bother to read up on your opponent in the most important match of your career so far, this does not sound good Chris. Mind if I call you Chris? Everyone calls me GG without asking and I know how annoying that can get, so answer me ASAP when you can. In the meanwhile I'll stick with Christopher or a random insult I think off the top of my head so not to annoy you too much. Next."
Paige sits drinker her tea, listening to Isles' every word.
"That's nice of you to think I'm a good female role model, but why stop there? I try to be the best I can but hey, I have flaws. But who gives a sCENSORED right? I'm a girl so that automatically means I appeal and only appeal to women, I'm from a video game so that's a whole new brave stance I'm taking and on top of all that I am the only female champion on the current XWF roster! Heck, screw me being a role model! I should be the President of Urf! . . . I was joking. I'm me and that's all I care about, I try my best and that's all I can do. I don't dance around dying for approval and wanting idiots like yourself to compare me to other famous video game characters. It's like me comparing you to any other human backyard wrestler with a dependency for male friendship, spending the majority of his time whining and not growing up. It's just fruitless."
"So anyway, congrats on being another face I get to beat in."
Dustin Said:All that talk about those video game chicks made me think about what I'd find on Tumblr or shit like that. Ya think there's some Rule 34 shit of her on there?
"There is. Sadly. Kinda makes me regret wanting to help Urf out but hey, you can't all be decent people."
Christopher Isles Said:Oh, and I can't forget about your belt there. Ya know, the one ya kicked Duke's ass in order to get? I mean, how could we forget your awesome defenses against Harrison and Robbie.
"Oh here we go."
"You know, I've been a little bored lately and I think it's about time to take the cuffs off. Power of Trash Talk to 100%. . . Huh, not as different as I thought. Now fuckface, listen up and listen closely. I know this maybe be extremely fucking difficult for you to do since from the look of things you can barely manage to talk to me and mash buttons on a controller but hey, give it a try, maybe you'll find a hidden talent of being a good little boy and listening to someone a million times better than you. . . Okay so this is pretty different. Funny how things work :). Anyhoo, you bring up LH and me spamming my moves? Do I also need to bring up that Harrison only figured out he could counter that move in the third round? That he couldn't figure out to jump in time or even duck? Why should I bother trying when the person I'm up against has no damn clue how to react to the situation?"
"It wasn't a match, more a massacre but it was mostly a lesson. Learn and improve or lose. Now, this wasn't just me having the home advantage because I'm not from Street Fighter now am I? My world isn't a fighting game. But what did I do? I beat him to a pulp because I could, because I used what I have. Tell me, honestly, if you were in the clutches of a giant beast and had the ability to teleport would you not use it? Would you be like 'nope, that's wrong for some reason so I'm going to accept my fate and die.' If you can tell me you wouldn't have done the same thing honestly, I'll say sorry."
"Now how about Robbie? How I beat him when he was 'distracted'. Dude, don't fucking pause and bow to the crowd in the middle of a damn match. How was I in the wrong there? We both beat that monster back to where it belonged and because I didn't jump up and down like a giddy child and remembered I had a match to win, I'm the bad guy? So, when Robbie Bourbon created a machine that could tear the fabric of time and space so he could go chill in a video game world he was doing good? Using his time, effort and resources on a gag instead of, oh I don't know, ending world hunger he was the good guy? Literally saying he was an evil super villain for weeks and now saying he's not as good as being a real hero as he was as being the bad guy, makes him the good guy?"
"And the eating part. I'm made of pixels man, for all I know that food could have killed me, sorry for being hesitant and not knowing exactly how you're world works. Come to Narfinex sometime and eat a banapple and tell me it won't feel weird."
Christopher Isles Said:Ya know, the more I think about it, the less heroic you're starting to sound.
"And the more I think about it the more you sound like a straw grasping, bratty little cunt. Woah, that's a new word. Like I said, I'm flawed. I may be broken. But I do try my best. I don't know every rule and social etiquette on Urf but what I do know is this, one when you face evil you do anything to stop it. Two, when you start a quest you finish it. All I've done. And again, Game Boy is not my boyfriend. Just because you and Dustin have that situation going doesn't automatically mean every other pair is going through what you two are. But why would I kill GB? He's a good person, I know you're trying to make me out to be the bad guy here but I know for a fact that I'm not. I mess up yes, but I don't want to take over the world and destroy lives."
"I don't even know why I'm saying this, you're still going to try and say I am no matter how many times I deny it. So that's all I'm ever going to say on the matter, you can bitch about how I'm not as good as I should be but you're just being a shitty little hypocrite trying to get cheap shots in. So you can bring it up, but I'm done. I know it's fucking dumb so why even bother? I've said all I can about the situation, anything else would be me repeating it."
Christopher Isles Said:I'll tell her whatever the fuck I want her to 'cause I'm the player.
"Lol that is absolutely adorable. One more time."
Christopher Isles Said:I'll tell her whatever the fuck I want her to 'cause I'm the player.
"Hehehehehehe! Man, I hope that's a quote in the credits. 100% seems like a wast now, maybe I should have saved it for a bigger threat. Oh well, another one of my classic mistakes. Let's turn things down a bit, obviously you're a loser who I couldn't care less about and this thing is just draining my energy so let's relax. Power of Trash Talk to 50%. Ah, that feels better... Sorry about that Christopher, those words were a lot harsher then I intended. But you are my opponent, and you deserve a challenge. I just hope you can keep up."
"Know, since your the player that means you'll be like everyone else who thought they were the player correct? You're gonna lose like Duke or Robbie or Fernando because you're the player and I'm the game. Har har har, never gets old. When the player dies, it's the players fault. When the player fails, it's the player's fault. The game has no control over your actions, it just makes the rules and let's you walk through it. The player thinks the game is too difficult, the player gives up and quits, the player complains and whines. And with that, I hope you know this is all your fault when I kick your butt through history."
"That's all for now, I need to check on GB. Power of Trash Talk off. Oh and by the way, we're going to be in several video games so the games rules apply to you too. If you want to run, jump, fly and shoot energy blasts you can, the game allows it. But we'll see if the player can actually manage to do it. Byeeeeeeeeee!!!"
Game Girl gives a smile and a wave to the blue orb as it flies off. Paige finishes her tea and sets it down beside her, standing up straight on the top step. She turns but stumbles forward clutching her stomach as sweat drops from her brow. GG begins to pant heavily as her pupils grow small and begin to shake, she tries to call for help but nothing comes out. As she stares at the floor, her body trembles and everything goes to black.
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