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Hey Baby - Roxy Cotton - 07-05-2015
Walking down a hallway, completely minding his own business, the new XWF X-Treme Champion Trax is walking and listening to some music on his cell phone, wearing a hoodie and his gleaming title belt.
As he passes by a vending machine, he stops and pulls some change out of his pocket and inserts the coins, getting himself a pack of Skittles.
That's when a hysterical blonde in a skin-tight purple minidress enters the scene followed by three cops.
"That's him, officers! He's the one who... trespassed... or mugged me... or somethig!"
One of the cops grabs Trax by the arm, spinning him around against a wall. Trax tries to run around.
"Stop resisting! STOP RESISTING!"
BZZZZT
Trax hits the floor hard after the other cop tazers him. All three officers beat him mercilessly with batons until he becomes unconscious. Finally, Trax coughs up a bubble of blood.
"HE'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!!"
The cop holds his gun out at arm's length, pointed at the champ, but Roxy places her hand on his arm and slides in front of him.
"That won't be necessary officer... I think I was mistaken! I'm so, so, SO sorry about that."
She wiggles her hips and purses her lips into a pout, trembling her lip and beginning to cry crocodile tears.
"uh... no problem ma'am... he looks like he was up to no good anyway. Guess we can just let him off with a warning for now."
"Thank you so much, Officer Handsome!"
The cop blushes and the three of them wander off, talking about how strong and brave they are for taking down a violent criminal thug. Roxy slides her slender, curvaceous body over the nearly crippled Trax and starts filing her nails while and eating Trax's Skittles. She counts them out loud as she pops them into her full lips.
1...
2...
re:Hey Baby - Nico LaVey - 07-05-2015
Nico is watching in the background eating popcorn. He starts pumping his fist in tune to a chant.
"Fuck him up, Roxy, fuck him up!"
re:Hey Baby - Mr Killjoy - 07-05-2015
Trax kicks out almost out of instinct!
Roxy looks shocked! Shes about to go for another pin when out of nowhere Traxs girlfriend Jackie comes up from behind and grabs Roxys head and rams it straight through the vending machine! Jackie pulls Roxys head out the vending machine and she crumples to the ground. Jackie then helps up her boyfriend who is still dazed and confused.
If theres one thing I've learnt, black men can't buy skittles without something bad happening to them soon after these days...
Don't worry baby, I got you.
Jackie looks down at the KO'd Roxy
Touch my man again and those split ends will be the least of your problem, slut.
Jackie and Trax walk off leaving Roxy in a pool of skittles.
re:Hey Baby - Nico LaVey - 07-05-2015
Nico goes up to the KO'ed Roxy Cotton and sighs.
That was a fucking waste of my time.
Nico picks her up and puts her into a full nelson.
Don't ever fucking waste my time.
Nico hits the already lifeless body of Roxy Cotton with a Crucifixion. Nico starts walking away. He looks back at Roxy.
Damn, those are nice tits. Shame she can't wrestle worth a shit.
re:Hey Baby - Mr Killjoy - 07-06-2015
Nico looks forward once again and walks straight into a Trap Silencer! He falls the ground, knocked clean out! Trax stands over him while Jackie stands behind Trax arms folded.Smiling.
THAT was for the lariat you gave me the other day. I know you're counting sheep like now, like most of the audience during a Peter Gilmour match, but I hope you subconsciously register this message: Stop lurking around me like some kind of fucking groupie. I don't know you or care to know you, in all honesty something about your presence rubs me the wrong way I'm afraid to say. So its like this buddy, If you get yourself involved in my business ever again... I will fucking maim you.
Trax walks back over to Jackie and links arms as the two walk away leaving now both Nico and Roxxy wallowing in skittles and failure.