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The Found Rapist - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 05-05-2015 This promo takes place immediately after the promo titled "The Hidden Rapist". NOCMM is speeding down the highway when he receives a phone call. NOCMM: Hello? ???: It's me, Kelli. NOCMM: Hey Kelli, after I cut a promo tomorrow I'm going to fuck you so hard! Kelli Berglund makes an odd noise. NOCMM: What's wrong? Kelli Berglund: It's just that I looked up this Emilia Earhart woman, and I saw that she did. She went on a plane ride and never came back. NOCMM: Bad things happen to interesting people. Bland people live uneventful and safe lives. If you watch any of Mastermind's promos you'll see that first hand. Kelli Berglund: I'm interesting though! Does this mean I might die? NOCMM: Who wants to live forever? God and I have immortality and were no better off because it. We still have to deal with like Mastermind and Ghiost Tank every single day. Of course you're going to die, Kelli, it's better that way. At least you have a way out. Kelli Berglund: It's not just that. This Michael Jackson guy, well he was really interesting, but what's this about settling on molestation charges? I'm interesting, does that mean I'll rape someone too? NOCMM: Kelli, if you keep remembering to put the seat down you can't rape anyone unless you choose to. God created you and he could take over your body if he wanted, but you still have agency. Some would say that's a god-given right. You can be interesting and not rape anyone. It's been done. I can't think of any people who have pulled it off from the top of my head, but it can be done. Kelli Berglund: Okay, good. I think rape is bad. NOCMM: It may seem at times that you're the only one who believes that, but remember, I hate rape too. That's why I'm burning her body. Mallory needs to be judged. Hero Xtreme 7.9 has to put this bitch in Hell. Kelli Berglund: I'm going to read about someone else who is interesting. Bye! NOCMM: Goodbye, Kelli. As NOCMM hangs up the phone he arrives at his destination. The New Zealand style gay bar that Mastermind frequents since he's such a . NOCMM gets out of the car, spits a loogie at the paradise, and walk to the bar's backdoor. Then he opens the dumpster to find Mallory's corpse. NOCMM uses a mini-flamethrower that he had hidden in his invisible shirt and absolutely no one saw him activate it and burn the body. He was so good at the trick that he could do it in an arena full of people and no one would notice. After the body was cremated he left the ashes on the ground and walked back to his car as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.