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Rookies are shit at naming promos - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 05-02-2015
NOCMM is doing jumping jacks and keeping active.
NOCMM: I'm sure you all at least saw the title of MasterRetard's shitty promo. You probably didn't click on it if you're a member of my audience and you like good promos, but you probably did see the title. I think he was trying to reference my client but he spelled my client's name the way a
would. In that case, the answer to his not punctuated question is no one. Since no one of note goes by the name "Hero X-Treme" with a hyphen and no numbers at the end. Apparently this thinks he's facing a random person with pretentious parents who give out odd first names. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt though and say that this was probably just a lazy mistake. That would be ThunderBolt X or Matthew Oaktree levels of if he didn't even know who his opponent was.NOCMM rolls his eyes at what MasterMind's title was then meant to imply.
NOCMM: So Mastermind posed a question without a question mark and then I watched the promo and he didn't even bother to answer it. Not only that, it turns out that this question has the simplest answer in the world. Who the fuck cares about Hero Xtreme 7.9? Everyone who wants to go to Heaven, obviously. So like billions of people. Muslims, Jews, Christians, Mormons etc. You'd have to be
to think that question had any merit at all. What a stupid fuck. Why would you name your promo with a question every English speaker knows the answer to? You tried way too hard to look like an edgy atheist there you stupid . Only an atheist would know so little about religion and be that smug about it. Master of Minds? More like master of ignorance. NOCMM ends his set of jumping jacks and starts doing sit-ups.
NOCMM: The name of this promo is "Rookies are shit at naming promos" because, unlike you Mastermind, I put some thought into the names of my promos and try to give them a title that fits. Everything I've said fits perfectly into the title. I proved that you gave your promo a shit title and it goes without saying that you're a rookie piece of shit. Promo making is easy when you get the basics down,
.NOCMM finishes his set of sit-ups and looks off at sunset.
NOCMM: I've exercised a lot today, so I think I'm going to go home, pour myself a glass of water, and PREPARE THE FAIL BUZZER. That's right. I've talked long enough about the shitty and worthless title. It's time to dig in to his piece of shit promo that's so shitty even THUNDERBOLT X of all people liked it. If something has the ThunderBolt X stamp of approval you know it has to be trash so tune in next time for a promo that won't shock you (there nothing shocking about a boring stupid fuck like Mastermind) but it will be a good promo and worthy of the standing ovations I always receive.
The old skool fans stand up and applaud the amazing promo as NOCMM goes home and the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.