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Mastertard 2: He's having gay sex with his boss to get ahead - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-29-2015
NOCMM: Yes, really. Mr. Oaktree is so shitty at booking wrestling events that he's booked pretty much the same match three times now. Don't you think people are going to get bored of Hero Xtreme 7.9 pretending Mastermind's shitty rookie offense is effective? Your big switch up from last time is Ghost Tank of all people too. What is he going to do? Stand there? Suck a dick? The old skool fans don't want to see that you fucking
. They want to see God wrestle good wrestlers not wimpy little who pretend to be scary. NOCMM eats a bagel.
NOCMM: What's so great about MasterMaggot anyway, OakFaggot? Is he your gay boyfriend or something? Does he get all the big ticket matches because he sucks your little cock? It's obvious this dumb fuck can't get it done in the ring and all the fans hate him. Did you see his promos for the match he has on Monday? He's talking about a woman like she's a piece of garbage, but you think he deserves to be rewarded with a match with God and a shot at being a main eventer? What kind of
show do you run?NOCMM takes off his invisible hat and throws it.
NOCMM: You're lucky Kirk MacGay hates artsy promos and censors his promo creators. My client wouldn't have even blessed your shit show with his presence if rape scenes weren't allowed in promos. Rookie GMs are the fucking worst. A real GM wouldn't accept sexual favors from a
like MasterFaggotMindRetardedROOKIE.NOCMM shakes his invisible head.
NOCMM: Nope, a real GM would only accept sexual favors from women. So how about this Mr. Oaktree, I'll lend you my sex slave and Disney Channel star Kelli Berglund. She's been tested. She doesn't have any diseases. You can fuck all three of her holes and cut your own holes in her if you want, and all I want in return is for my client to be allowed to use his title shot that he has already earned and be added to the PPV main event of Bad Medicine in the match up for the Universal title.
NOCMM smirks.
NOCMM: If you fail to respond to this request with a positive response by the time the next episode of Warfare airs, then you'll not only prove that you're a shit GM who doesn't care about the old skool fans, but we can all safely assume that you're a
. No straight man would turn down Kelli Berglund and being able to fuck her literally anywhere. I think I know what your answer will be. NOCMM finds his invisible hat and puts it back on as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.