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Cryptic #1 - Cain - 04-21-2015
"I got into this business after watching you."
"I still watch you, though you don't know it. Every time you step into that ring, I study your every move. Not for emulation, but for annihilation. So many men in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation look up to you. They respect you. They...fear you?"
"I don't fear you, sir. I use to respect you, but you failed to show me that same respect. Your sibling even insulted me, after he did a complete one eighty. No hard feelings though...no..."
"This isn't about the past. This is about the future. A future shrouded in my shadow, and bathed in your blood. I *am* coming for you, and you *have* already lost."
"You just don't realize it yet, your majesty."
Maniacal laughter...scene fades.
(OOC: This was intentionally short.)
Cryptic #1 - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-21-2015
NOCMM: Wow, this is such a shit promo. It's so short and you don't even make it clear who you're talking about. It's no wonder your lazy ass is still a rookie. Old skool fans would never watch this garbage.
re:Cryptic #1 - Cain - 04-21-2015
"That was the point, you dumb shit. It wasn't meant for you because jobbers like yourself do not warrant my attention. However, since you are begging to be murdered and so willing to throw your life away then who am I to reject your gift? At least until I get a real meal, an appetizer will have to do."
"You know what? I've tried to ignore you for so long now as you were running around, foolishly calling men who could destroy you "
" and "rookie". You know, because your promos are boring. They're shit. I didn't want another easy win. Now? You've addressed me directly. So I am laying down a challenge for you, "God". Cain's House of Murder Match.. You and I. Next Wednesday.""Imagine it, fool. Imagine a flaming cage but not only that...a flaming cage with razor wire laced in between each chain link. Hanging from the ceiling, there will be weapons of all types excluding guns. Because guns are for pussies. You want to die? Your wish is my command."
"Notify your next of kin. Not only can I annihilate you, but I will."
Cryptic #1 - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 04-21-2015
"You calling out Duke, again? Dipshit. Fite me."
re:Cryptic #1 - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-21-2015
(04-21-2015, 06:10 PM)Cain Said: "That was the point, you dumb shit. It wasn't meant for you because jobbers like yourself do not warrant my attention. However, since you are begging to be murdered and so willing to throw your life away then who am I to reject your gift? At least until I get a real meal, an appetizer will have to do."
"You know what? I've tried to ignore you for so long now as you were running around, foolishly calling men who could destroy you "
"Imagine it, fool. Imagine a flaming cage but not only that...a flaming cage with razor wire laced in between each chain link. Hanging from the ceiling, there will be weapons of all types excluding guns. Because guns are for pussies. You want to die? Your wish is my command."
"Notify your next of kin. Not only can I annihilate you, but I will."
NOCMM: God doesn't willingly put himself in the ring with rookies unless there is a title involved. If you want a match with my client take it up with Oaktree or pay 10,000 xbux,
. For your information, I was the one talking to you, . My client doesn't talk to rookies, so he'd never address you. NOCMM eats some pork.
NOCMM: Do you even know what 'jobbers' are,
? It doesn't mean 'non-wrestler' like how you used it. It's a term that wrestling nerds, also known as new skool fans, use to describe wrestlers that barely put up a fight in the ring. It's such a lame insult that Hero Xtreme 7.9 made me swear to never use it since it would make him look like a rookie. Thanks for confirming that you are lame enough to use that word. We all had our doubts about you, but now we all know for certain that you're a lame, shitty, green, and rookie.
re:Cryptic #1 - Cain - 04-22-2015
"A pussy. I suspected as much."
re:Cryptic #1 - Cain - 04-22-2015
(04-21-2015, 07:16 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "You calling out Duke, again? Dipshit. Fite me."
He smirked and sipped on his rum.
"You're on, Frodo. At least YOU will be a champion."
re:Cryptic #1 - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-22-2015
(04-22-2015, 03:38 AM)Cain Said: "A pussy. I suspected as much."
NOCMM: I'm pretty sure that's you. You're the one making challenges without fulfilling the proper steps to put on the facade that you're 'tough'. We all know that if you really wanted to have a match with God you'd pay up. I'm fine with you pulling a Maverick and pussying out though.
Cryptic #1 - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-22-2015
NOCMM: Actually, that comment may have been you announcing that you finally checked what's between your legs, and to that I say about time.
re:Cryptic #1 - Cain - 04-22-2015
(04-22-2015, 05:46 AM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said: NOCMM: Actually, that comment may have been you announcing that you finally checked what's between your legs, and to that I say about time.
"You're the one who pussed out. Because you know you can't win. See, Frodo like many others including myself, is better than you. Hell, tush is better than you. Let's go down the list..."
1. tush
2. Calypso
3. Peter Gilmour
4. No show champions
5. Your mom's cum rag
6. Your dad's used toilet paper
7. Barry Horowitz
8. Hornswaggle
9. Jackie Gayda
10. You and your gay ass manager.
"If you are God, then I am Summer Rae. You are below me in every single way possible, yet you continue to talk your shit as if you could ever beat me. Do you believe you can? I'm not paying to wrestle you, you dumb cunt waffle. Honestly, I'm the one who gets paid when I win. Of course, you being the senseless moron you are you don't understand that concept."
"Just shut the fuck up before I decide to cut your tongue out and stick it up your ass. Though I doubt you'd notice the difference, seeing as how you already know what shit tastes like. After all, you do nothing but talk shit anyway."
Cryptic #1 - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-22-2015
NOCMM: I'M NOT GOD
. My client is God you inbred fucktard. Pay attention. No wonder you're a stupid shitty rookie. It's no question that I'm not good at fighting, I DON'T NEED TO FIGHT. I'm a manager you brain dead fucking . You couldn't even find my tongue to cut it, IT'S FUCKING INVISIBLE. You know nothing about religion obviously. Don't even pull that you were addressing my client. YOU'RE NOT A MAIN EVENTER SO YOU DON'T HAVE THAT PRIVILEGE .NOCMM sips his tea.
NOCMM: Are you pussying out of the match? If you're refusing to perform the proper steps to make a match happen it sure as fuck seems like it. Why are you so afraid of my client,
?
Cryptic #1 - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 04-22-2015
"He gets paid win or lose. Also, Cain, no one is worse than you are. No one. Except maybe those
in Tri Force Extreme or The Lost Prophets. Maverick > you. Prove me wrong, and put your Xbux on the line as well."
re:Cryptic #1 - Cain - 04-22-2015
(04-22-2015, 06:33 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "He gets paid win or lose. Also, Cain, no one is worse than you are. No one. Except maybe those
Smirks.
"2500 Xbux. Ante up, little man."
re:Cryptic #1 - Cain - 04-22-2015
"Excuse me, poor boy. 1500 xbux."
Cryptic #1 - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 04-22-2015
"I'll put 2.5K on the line."
re:Cryptic #1 - Muddy Waters - 04-22-2015
...Wut' in tha' hell is all this here ass grabin ah' goin's on...
re:Cryptic #1 - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-22-2015
(04-22-2015, 07:16 AM)Muddy Waters Said:...Wut' in tha' hell is all this here ass grabin ah' goin's on...
NOCMM: Cain's challenging some unknown person, pretending it's cool to be 'cryptic', trying to pad out his record against a rookie midget, and running away from a match with my client.