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A Rookie's Love - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-07-2015
2001
Brutal Betty: Excuse me! Hero Xtreme 1.0?
Hero Xtreme 1.0 just keeps walking.
NOCMM: Hero Xtreme 1.0 doesn't talk to rookies.
Betty starts looking around frantically. She can't see invisible people so she has no idea who said that.
Brutal Betty: Who said that?
NOCMM: I did. I'm invisible, my name is No One Can Manage Me. I'm Hero Xtreme 1.0's manager.
Brutal Betty: Oh. Well I was going to ask if I could fuck him.
NOCMM: That would be rape, I think.
Brutal Betty: I guess I could find someone else to have sex with.
NOCMM: I'll fuck you.
Brutal Betty: Cool.
NOCMM: Oh, I was just kidding. I'd never fuck an ugly cow like you. I have a reputation to uphold. I only put my dick inside of women who are sexy and stuff like that.
Brtual Betty: That's cool too.
NOCMM: If you lost some weight, actually tried to look presentable, ditched that green rookie shit, and became a main eventer God would've fucked you on the spot. There's still time for that.
Brutal Betty decided to do all that. She started working out and wearing make-up. She eventually won a singles title. It only took her a year...
2002
Brutal Betty: NOCMM? Is that you?
NOCMM: Oh hey. Why are you talking to me? You're a main eventer, right?
Brutal Betty: Am I pretty enough for God to have sex with?
NOCMM: You are, but he can't fuck you right now he just got ran over.
Brutal Betty: Oh no!
NOCMM: It was a hate crime. He'll probably come back to the XWF in 2015, so if you're still around then he'll fuck you.
Brutal Betty: Okay.
Brutal Betty wrestled her match and lost. Brutal Betty cried herself to sleep that night and every other night for the rest of life. She died in 2013 still a virgin saving herself for God. NOCMM fucks her sister outside of a David Bowie cover band concert as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.