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My invisible head sure is oddly shaped...the fuck? - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-05-2015
NOCMM: You can't see me. It's called invisibility. When I look into a mirror nothing looks back at me. This is because I'm invisible. This concept isn't anything new to old school fans, but to Bruce Blingsteen it's a revelation. I guess he looked at the screen, didn't see anyone and assumed it was because my head had an odd shape. Well alright. It's a
logic jump, but that's what we've come to expect from Bruce. NOCMM puts his dick in a clean sexy cisgendered woman who doesn't have a home to call her own. If she did have a home it would smell like a home.
NOCMM: He probably thinks I'm
for doing this, but I'm human. I like having orgasms and I like giving orgasms. Sometimes women don't have homes, but otherwise they are in perfect working order. Is it to have sex with a clean, cisgendered, and beautiful woman? To Bruce it is, but that's because Bruce is a virgin who sits around playing video games all day. NOCMM looks at his fireplace and watches the fire dance for a moment. The fire smells like fire.
NOCMM: His understanding of people comes from Asians. Asians made the things he loves so dearly. That's why he's going to Hell. Asians are demons, but we knew this. God lets them corrupt us. He lets rookies be champions. He lets demons sell their products. God only intervenes in the most miniscule of places. God didn't come here to change the industry or the world. He came here to get his title matches that he won number one contendership for back in 2002.
NOCMM keeps pumping the woman Bruce is stuck up for with his meaty and invisible cock. His cock smells like a meaty invisible cock.
NOCMM: God didn't come here to have baseless accusations levied at him by
rookies, but it happens every match. I get my fair share of baseless accusations too. For example, this vagina I'm fucking doesn't smell anything like tapioca. I just put my nose in it prior to the promo, but some dumb rookie was eating tapioca and assumed they had smell-o-vision while they were watching my promo. Bruce, my promos are not smell-o-vision compatible, so even if you can smell some promos with your smell-o-vision you couldn't possibly smell mine.NOCMM fucks the vagina with his cock. It smells like a vagina with cock in it.
NOCMM: Do I make excuses for God? No, what would God excuse? If God hands you the win on Wednesday he has a perfectly sound reason for it. He's been handing people wins and main events spots since the beginning of March. He works in mysterious ways. There's no denying that. This match wasn't the reason he's here so what does he have to gain from winning? Probably nothing. You can act like this is a slip-up, Bruce, but I like to explore all the possibilities in my promos. I'm not hyping God or trying to put you down. I am telling the old skool fans what they need to hear. If I don't tell them Hero Xtreme 7.9 works in mysterious ways who will?
NOCMM finishes in the homeless cisgendered woman's snatch. Now it smells like vagina with cum in it.
NOCMM: Bruce, God isn't going to kill you. I didn't say he is going to kill you. I said he was going to kill you. Your promo showed God you were a tiny bit more than a worthless rookie. That tiny bit saved your life, but will it win you the worthless championship? It really doesn't matter. God is on to bigger things than Bruce Blingsteen, or smaller things until Warfare management gets their act together.
The woman leaves and goes back to her box. It smells like a box.
NOCMM: Hero Xtreme 7.9 isn't a hero. It's just a first name. His mother and father gave it to him. This is how names work Bruce. The word 'hero' as we know it today spawned from God's gifts. A hero nowadays is a man who is as generous as God, but that's God's better half, Bruce. On Wednesday we'll know what side God has planned for you. He could be your hero...
NOCMM makes his own sandwich. It smells like a sandwich.
NOCMM: OR HE COULD BE XTREME
SEVEN
POINT
NINE
The scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black. It smells like tapioca.