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Very Funny - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-30-2015
NOCMM: The Warfare Management team is a very funny pair of individuals. God made a demand and like genies they granted his wish. Genie House and Matthew OilLamp worked their magic. They gave God exactly what he said he wanted.
NOCMM holds up a picture of the Ark of the Covenant Championship.
NOCMM: They gave God a match for this filthy piece of shit paper title. A belt green rookie shits used to challenge for before that shape-shifting
got a hold of it. The last belt any main eventer would want. It's a rookie belt for losers. God laughed when he heard about this match.NOCMM shoves his cock through the picture of belt. It doesn't stimulate him at all since he has so much stamina. The only thing his wiener gets pleasure from is a cisgendered woman's body.
NOCMM: Congratulations. The Warfare Genie Managers should feel honored because God only laughs at good jokes. Hero Xtreme 7.9 doesn't want this belt and he doesn't need this belt, but as we saw at Lethal Lottery 3 he works in mysterious ways. God and I both love fire and burning.
NOCMM lights a match.
NOCMM: Towering. Inferno. Match. There isn't a more fitting match type. It's the perfect metaphor. You see there is fire on the ground. That's like Hell. And God sends
like his opponents to Hell all the time. Hero Xtreme 7.9 works this match everyday and so does Rayne, because by the end of it he'll be a...NOCMM sets the picture he penetrated on fire with the match.
NOCMM: FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!
The picture is reduced to ash and the fire keeps burning on his dick. He feels no pleasure or pain from this and he also doesn't show any. Fire isn't a cisgendered woman's body. The scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.