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Paging Doctor D'Ville - Vincent Lane - 03-30-2015
Yo, Doc!
Listen man, I know you're busy messing around in the mid-card with Austin Fernando and all, but I think it's damn time we discussed two things...
Your belt, and my waist.
See dude, the fans of the XWF have waited way too long for a champion that they can feel good about, who they know represents them and stuff, you know?
So here's the deal.
Take care of little boy Fernando and get it out of your system. You're an awesome competitor and you deserve one more successful title defense.
But then? Whatever the next XWF pay per view is, whether it's a Gauntlet City or a Leap of Faith or whatever the fuck it is... it's you and me.
One on one.
And because we all know anyone can get a fluke pin and a lucky call from time to time... hell, look at Maverick, right? Sun shines on a dog's ass from time to time, right?
But because of that... and because we damn well know which one of us is in peak physical condition and in the prime of his career... we're doing it iron man style.
Sixty minutes. Most falls wins.
You ready, dude?
I am, and these fans are.
See you soon, Doc.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Mastermind - 03-30-2015
As you can clearly see Doc, he's planning for the future which means he is planning to be without his Hart Championship, In 13 Days Vinnie you will lose your title, and face the Doc with nothing at all.
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-30-2015
I bet 1000 Xbuxs that Vinnie lane will whoop your ass and retain the Hart Championship
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 03-30-2015
Mister M? At ease.
Mister X? Scram.
Mister Lane? Hello, my friend.
You know, I'm kind of glad you brought this up. Mister Fernando is but a dog that needs kicked from time to time to remember his place. He reminds me of Maverick the way he pants around and barks aimlessly at whatever drives by.. He interfered in the Universal Title match, Mister Lane. I mean? Don't you think that was a little uncalled for? The reason I'm still a mid-carder is because the mid-carder's won't let me go! They crave my sessions, Mister Loverboy. They crave them!
Bah.
Not important.
What's important is, your request for my company in the next pay-per-view.
Now, that's a main event. Do you remember the last time we clashed?
Quote:JOEY STYLES: “The Heartbreaker! That should do it!â€
Lane rolls Doc over and makes the cover.
1...
2...
JOEY STYLES: “Doc kicks out! My God what a match!
“Shit!
“More JR!â€
Loverboy once again gets to his feet. He lifts Doc back to his and sets him up for the Vertebreaker.
JOEY STYLES: “He's going for it! If he hits the Black Label Driver, its all over!â€
CRASH!
JOEY STYLES: “Doc reversed it! He hit him with the Lobotomy!â€
Diesel gets on the apron as Doc gets back to his feet. Doc charges toward Diesel and sends an elbow to his face causing the big man to fall off the apron and to the floor. Doc runs back to Lane and hooks the leg.
1...
2...
3!
RING ANNOUNCER: “The winner of this match, DOCTOR LOUIS D'VILLE!â€
JOEY STYLES: “He got him! What a fuckin' match! Doc takes the win!â€
CRACK!
JOEY STYLES: “Diesel with a steel chair to D'Ville's back!â€
So I guess we do have a little left to play for right? None the less. You are the number one contender to the Universal Title and I am the Champion of the Universe. So, whatever you want Mister Lane. If you'd like to hang it up as the precious number one contender that you claim to be and try against the Doctor for the most coveted prize there is, please come.
I love your idea as well. Why make this just a normal "Average-Joe" kinda match? Let's spice it up a bit right? An Iron Man match. I like it. Most pin falls in sixty minutes. I like it. I like it.
But.
I don't think that's enough. I don't at all, nope.
I say we take it up a notch Mister Loverboy.
Let's take your Iron Man rules and put ourselves inside a cage. Inside the cage all the goodies we could possible want. Here's the kicker, let's send 3000 volts through that cage and make this really interesting. A little shock therapy for us?
Let's call this, an Iron Maiden Match.
What do YOU say?
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-30-2015
I.havent forgotten the attack you did after our first round Match. I have yet to get my revenge so I will not scram mr D Ville
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-31-2015
(03-31-2015, 12:22 AM)Luna Hightower Said: two shit
NOCMM: Why did God make your gender equal to mine again? Sometimes I wonder about him. If women can't even pluralize words then why should they get to be equal to me? You're one lucky whore Luna. You've been blessed with equality. The last thing you should be doing is telling God you don't deserve it. Shameful display.
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-31-2015
Luna I think Louis is afraid of me
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-31-2015
NOCMM: Oh geez, you imagine dicks just like Haterade does. At least that's normal behavior for a woman. So are you like Haterade's girlfriend or something? How does it feel to be a beard?
NOCMM eats a sandwich that he had to make by himself since God made women equal.
NOCMM: Oh, have your Internet monkey update your win-loss record. Hiding your losses is pathetic.
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-31-2015
Who are you talking to Hero
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-31-2015
NOCMM: 'Hero' wasn't talking to anyone
. Turn on the fucking subtitles and then if God is talking it will say 'Hero Xtreme 7.9' followed by a colon in front of it. If I say it it will have the letters N, O, C, and then M twice in front of it because my name is too long. Most people call this 'Common Sense' it's a thing green shitty rookies don't have apparently. NOCMM takes another bite from his sandwich.
NOCMM: I was addressing the only lady, obviously. Unless you have something to confess. You do identify as male, right ThunderCunt?
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-31-2015
Im a man mr NOCMM unlike your client Hero Extreme 7.9 who tried to take the cheap way out at Lethal Lottery.
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-31-2015
NOCMM: You're right, my client isn't a man. He's a God. Anyway, if you are indeed a man then why did you get so confused about who I was addressing? Couldn't you tell I was talking to a woman? I used words like 'woman' and 'girlfriend' to describe the person I was talking to, so what gave you the idea I was speaking to you,
? When I'm speaking to you I use words like ' ' and 'rookie', though I could say the same about Luna if I wanted to make it more difficult for you to understand.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Muddy Waters - 03-31-2015
...Well this done gone over like a lead balloon...
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Vincent Lane - 03-31-2015
If there's one thing you can always count on, it's out of shape dudes always wanting to add weapons and cages to their matches.
I accept, Doc. It's your funeral, either way.
And yeah, man, I remember last time. You beat me by a fraction. A quarter of a second more of your shoulder on the mat and I would have been the guy who beat the unbeatable.
Now I get to do it on a much bigger stage.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 03-31-2015
Mister Thunder in Paradise Said:I.havent forgotten the attack you did after our first round Match. I have yet to get my revenge so I will not scram mr D Ville
Uh huh. You realize the only reason I ripped you to pieces after our tag team match is because you're a moron, right? Deny it all you want, you're the reason we lost in Lethal Lottery. You were out of the game while teamed with the King of the XWF, himself. The Universal Champion. Choke much? If you're seeking revenge then fine, Mister X. But remember it works both ways. I've proven to everyone else around here I'm not to be trifled with, if you must learn the hard way too, so be it.
I'm glad you accepted, Mister Loverboy. I'm also glad you've made it a point to undermine my choice of making the match a tad bit more interesting. Out of shape? Are we going there? I'm extremely old too, right? So old that it effects my skills in the ring and as a leader of an army. So old that I can't win a match and have no chance of ever making a name for myself. Let's not go there Mister Lane. And I'm sorry I brought up our previous session, I apologize. You know, I believe it did come down to a fraction of a second. I wonder how things would have went down if Diesel wasn't around as your little escort then.... Hmmm. We'll never know I suppose. Will he be acting as your bodyguard during our next session, by chance?
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Vincent Lane - 03-31-2015
I'm pretty sure Big D is gonna tear a leg muscle on Monday Madness this week, dude. I wouldn't worry about him.
You know Doc, you may have made a career out of overcoming your weaknesses, but that doesn't mean those weaknesses aren't there. You've gotten really lucky against guys like Gator and Pest, guys that usually are very good at isolating a weak spot and taking advantage... but you won't be lucky against me.
See, because of that first match - I know you. I know what hurt and what didn't. What worked and what didn't. I may be a bottle blond, dude, but I ain't dumb. I learn real quick, and I remember.
And if you don't remember what my foot feels like on your chin? I'll remind you.
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-31-2015
Ok
NOCMM your client is a coward and he showed that at Lethal Lottery when he couldnt stand 2 minutes in the ring unlike me, who lasted 20 minutes.
Louis your right , I have no excuses for our tag team match and I'm not under estimating you. But you are somewhat afraid of me considering you declined my face to face confrontation at Lethal Lottery.
Oh and Vinnie, I know you can beat Louis so just do it
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Mastermind - 03-31-2015
Oh for fucks sake Thunderbolt, will you stop pissing in the big boy's pool, and go to the rookie's pool and pee in there instead. Take NOCMM and his so called fake God leader with you. There's a good lad.
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 03-31-2015
"You know, when Mastermind tells you to fuck off, you need to fuck off. He's like the nicest guy ever. And you got him mad. You niggas suck."
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-31-2015
NOCMM: My client was putting on a show ThunderCunt. He wanted to make the match a fun filled match. That's why he had leprechauns steal McBride's pants. All the parts of the match you were in were really boring and that's probably why God picked S.A.M. and Karl Cross to be main eventers over you. He'll let a
be a main eventer as long as they make a decent show for the old skool fans. You're just so gay that's it's boring and that's why you lost.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Dick Powers - 03-31-2015
(03-31-2015, 12:25 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: Ok
NOCMM your client is a coward and he showed that at Lethal Lottery when he couldnt stand 2 minutes in the ring unlike me, who lasted 20 minutes.
Louis your right , I have no excuses for our tag team match and I'm not under estimating you. But you are somewhat afraid of me considering you declined my face to face confrontation at Lethal Lottery.
Oh and Vinnie, I know you can beat Louis so just do it
"Gah, why are you such a douche?"
"I have no idea why, but you're just such a fucking tool, it annoys me!!"
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-31-2015
NOCMM the only thing your client did at Lethal Lottery was take advantage of.multiple situations and then cowardly slide out of the ring and refuse to fight. Oh and by the way I dont need your clients blessing to be a main eventer. I plan on becoming one without anyones blessing.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Dick Powers - 03-31-2015
(03-31-2015, 08:06 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: NOCMM the only thing your client did at Lethal Lottery was take advantage of.multiple situations and then cowardly slide out of the ring and refuse to fight. Oh and by the way I dont need your clients blessing to be a main eventer. I plan on becoming one without anyones blessing.
"... Did you just ignore Dick Powers!? Oh son, you best get your flabby ass to Madness so I can kick it!"
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Mastermind - 03-31-2015
Again why don't you 'boys' go and play in the shallow end and leave the deep end to the experienced campaigners. That's right go and play else where.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-31-2015
(03-31-2015, 08:06 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: NOCMM the only thing your client did at Lethal Lottery was take advantage of.multiple situations and then cowardly slide out of the ring and refuse to fight. Oh and by the way I dont need your clients blessing to be a main eventer. I plan on becoming one without anyones blessing.
NOCMM: My client was just having a good time and pinning pathetic rookies. He didn't want anyone in the audience to hurt themselves by cheering so hard, so he kept his involvement minimal and let the 2nd and 3rd best guys win the match. There would be too many shattered ear drums if my client took the final fall and he knew that.
NOCMM eats a bird.
NOCMM: You're too gay to be a main eventer. I bet you won't win a main eventer's belt until everyone else currently in the company retires. Everyone here is better than your gay
green rookie ass.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 03-31-2015
Just because you've been on a little roll lately doesn't mean you're going to sweep right through and go through me, Mister Lane.
You bring up weaknesses?
Let's talk about weaknesses. Mine for example.
A short time ago I challenged you for the Federweight Championship. Wasn't that fun? You got the best of the Doctor and kudos for you, my friend. The title is in good hands and I'm sure that you'll have it for a long, long time. So I suppose you've maybe spotted a weak spot in the Doctor then? You thought to yourself, "Oh, rock on. I beat the Doc."
You certainly did.
I'm not afraid to admit a loss. They're short to come by, but they're there.
Now everyone. All my friends gather 'round. Mister Lane learned something from our first session. Do you see? It's simple.
I've been up and down the roster, I've faced some of you gentleman over again, and now I continue on. We're all faster, mightier, smarter...... Yes.. We certainly are. Some of you don't realize that the Doctor has evolved just as much if not more than most of you.
So you learned a lesson from the first time, Mister Loverboy. The problem with that is, if you ask around, I'm not the same Doctor I was a few months back. Everyone seemed to laugh at me and pick it out, but honestly, I haven't noticed a change. I suppose I've been a bit more honest. I mean, you have to understand I have to make everyone and myself feel comfortable before I take over the world, right?
It'd be absurd if I just jumped on top of the Universal Champion the second I walked in the door and demanded that I deserved something. I believe I've earned the respect from at least most of the XWF roster, minus a select few, of course. I've been dominant, Vinnie. Long before you were. The only reason you've been so good as of late is because we've been on opposite sides of the stage. I've been out of the picture. Your picture anyway. I became the Universal Champion while you still gambled in the Lethal Lottery. I defended it twice and now you're the Hart Champion. A show title. Nice. Nice grab. I'm sure your next title defense will be against someone like, the "Aerial Knight" Jonathon Hear-----
Wait, wait.
Someone like, TJ Wall----
Hm.
You know what, never mind that. Basically, Loverboy. It's been a long time and I'm most certainly glad your back for another session. And I do recall what your foot feels like. The way it smells, the way it tastes. Indeed. And I look forward to tasting it again, Mister Lane. Inside the Iron Maiden.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 03-31-2015
(03-31-2015, 12:25 PM)Thunderbolt X
Said: Louis your right , I have no excuses for our tag team match and I'm not under estimating you. But you are somewhat afraid of me considering you declined my face to face confrontation at Lethal Lottery.
Oh and Vinnie, I know you can beat Louis so just do it
I'm petrified of you.
Scared shitless.
I can't even look at you, without having nightmares.
Thinking about you makes me want to cry.
Having a face to face with you makes me want to die.
That last thing I'd want is to make you angry.
I didn't care who I faced at Lethal Lottery. For some reason, I had to defend my Universal Title. I didn't, once again, pick my opponents for the event. I'm pretty sure that the XWF wanted to at least make enough money to pay for the show, so they had to spice it up a bit. Having the Doctor destroy some little weirdo isn't exactly worth watching. Having the Doctor destroy two former allies, now that's entertainment. Do you understand, my friend?
Little bug.
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 04-01-2015
Fine accept my face to face confrontation for next weeks Warfare or Madness whichever suits you. Oh and Dick Powers you want a match then fine you got one. Pick a stipulation and get back to me. Mastermind my business with Louis doesnt concern you so shut up and back off
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 04-01-2015
There is no business between you and I, Mister Thunderbolt. But, any business of mine, no matter who else may be involved, most definitely concerns Mastermind, as he is one of my most trusted generals in my army. You have a lot of spunk for a young cadet like yourself. A lot of guts to insist on having a confrontation with the Universal Champion . . . I think you should follow the tango line and work your way away from the Doctor. Keep climbing that mountain, my friend, and good luck. You pesky little fruit fly.
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 04-01-2015
So i'm guessing your answer is no to the confrontation then
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-01-2015
NOCMM: Champ, if you don't want to deal with
like ThunderCunt I'll do that for you if you want. I'm cheap too, just send me like 500 xbux and I'll talk to anyone you want.
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 04-01-2015
Oh not this again Hero. Look just shut up and back off Hero
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-01-2015
NOCMM: Oh, not this again. You're mistaking me for God. How do you still not know the difference? Are you autistic and gay? I'm flattered, but no, you aren't speaking to God and at this rate unless you put up the money you never will. How many times do I have to say it? God doesn't talk to rookies unless they pay for that privilege.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Dick Powers - 04-01-2015
(04-01-2015, 12:11 AM)Thunderbolt X Said: Fine accept my face to face confrontation for next weeks Warfare or Madness whichever suits you. Oh and Dick Powers you want a match then fine you got one. Pick a stipulation and get back to me. Mastermind my business with Louis doesnt concern you so shut up and back off
"Stipulation? Hmmmm.... I'm not sure. Riley?" I turn to Riley who reads a newspaper behind, he puts it down and looks at me.
"Last man standing. You're stamina surpasses everyone Dick, you'll out last this tool with ease."
"Awesome! A Last DICK Standing match! AKA your funeral Thunderbutt X!"
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Vincent Lane - 04-01-2015
(03-31-2015, 09:30 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: You know what, never mind that. Basically, Loverboy. It's been a long time and I'm most certainly glad your back for another session. And I do recall what your foot feels like. The way it smells, the way it tastes. Indeed. And I look forward to tasting it again, Mister Lane. Inside the Iron Maiden.
Well, well, well... looks like the Doc has a bit of a thing for feet. That's kinda weird, man, but I've heard weirder. It's 2015, after all.
Dude, if you ever get one of your grandkids to show you how "the googler" works, you can find all SORTS of pervy shit for an old dog like you to foam at the mouth over.
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 04-01-2015
Dick Powers your on oh and its Thunderbolt X. NOCMM why do you persist for money? Are you poor or something? And Louis you and I certainly have business. We had business as soon as you attacked me.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-01-2015
(04-01-2015, 12:18 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: NOCMM why do you persist for money? Are you poor or something?
NOCMM: I'm not leftist hippie trash and neither is God. If you don't earn your way you don't get shit.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Buster Mac - 04-01-2015
(04-01-2015, 12:37 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:(04-01-2015, 12:18 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: NOCMM why do you persist for money? Are you poor or something?
NOCMM: I'm not leftist hippie trash and neither is God. If you don't earn your way you don't get shit.
That's funny. What a hypocrite.
Paging Doctor D'Ville - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-01-2015
NOCMM: It looks like someone went to the Karl Cross school of baseless accusations.
re:Paging Doctor D'Ville - Vincent Lane - 04-01-2015
(04-01-2015, 12:43 PM)Buster Mac Said:(04-01-2015, 12:37 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:(04-01-2015, 12:18 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: NOCMM why do you persist for money? Are you poor or something?
NOCMM: I'm not leftist hippie trash and neither is God. If you don't earn your way you don't get shit.
That's funny. What a hypocrite.
Dude, why aren't you coming out to 'Return of the Mack?'