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The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Dick Powers - 03-26-2015
"Hello everyone, yes. It is I."
"The Slambassador."
"The Dictator of debauchery."
"The Sultan of sexy."
"The Masterchief Petty Officer of Making Pussies Ovulate..."
"The last one wasn't very sexy, but it is I! Dick Powers!"
Powers
Powers
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"And I have booked myself in for Wednesday Night Warfare on April 8th and I want a damn good challenge for my first conquest, so, who wants to be the first to taste Dick!?"
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - John_Black - 03-27-2015
Man do we have a Dickster here in these part huh? Well I like to intro myself of JB, your resident underrated and underachieving Superstar, and I here by accept your challenge on the 8th.
Who know's maybe i'll no show and you gain the victory. Cuz as you know, I am underachieving bastard who puts people like you over. Then you can brag about it to your girls who you fuck with while I lay on my back thinking about my baby.
If you realize that half of this shit is true... than you're a fucking idiot Dicky Dick. I maybe not up to your caliber of a superstar to fight with, but I will show you what is like to whipped by a man like me, brother.
So do you accept this challenge or what?
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Dick Powers - 03-27-2015
"I said I wanted a challenge and you're saying you are not a challenge so why even bother? So apologies Mr. Black but I must dickline your offer."
"But here's an autographed picture of me for your trouble."
I pull a picture of myself from nowhere and sign it before gracefully throwing it to John Black and giving the sad black man a kind wink.
![[Image: 7foGxuB.jpg?1]](http://i.imgur.com/7foGxuB.jpg?1)
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - John_Black - 03-27-2015
Black takes the picture and tears it to shreds in front of his face.
Looks like to me, you aren't down for a fight. Did you expect a bitch like Mandii or Calypso to answer this challenge?
If you can read between the lines, then maybe you need to reconsider this offer. But that is fine with me Dicky Dick, good luck with finding a next punk to fight you.
I'd like to take you on, but you seem to doubt half of my abilities in this place; so you can take your shitty autographed picture and shove it right up to planet Uranus.
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Dick Powers - 03-27-2015
"GASP!"
"How dare you tear my picture! That was a gift you swine! Very well, you insult my honor than I accept your challenge! Anyone with the balls to tear up a photo of me must be brave enough to stand in the ring against me. See you on the 8th Black. Good day."
"I said good day!"
The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 03-27-2015
"Nigga, you gay?"
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Dick Powers - 03-27-2015
(03-27-2015, 05:46 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Nigga, you gay?"
"I think he's talking to you John. He's also being racist, I wouldn't stand for that."
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 03-27-2015
(03-27-2015, 06:09 PM)Dick Powers Said:(03-27-2015, 05:46 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Nigga, you gay?"
"I think he's talking to you John. He's also being racist, I wouldn't stand for that."
"I'm talking to you, Dick. Are you gay? You look gay. And you also look like you're into Scat. You want me to shit on your chest as you gently stroke your cock to pictures of Chaz Bono?"
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Dick Powers - 03-27-2015
"Haha, you're weird and look like a coked up chipmunk. I'm going to name you Dale. Well Dale, I'm not gay but I did experiment in college, not butt stuff just kissed a dude once, wasn't a fan, not for me really. So I stick to ladies. And no, I refuse your offer, stop being a little freak Dale, go outside, ride a bike or something that's if your little legs can reach the pedals. Nothing to be ashamed of though, small people are just God's way to make tall, handsome people like me smile. And you have made me smile Dale, you should feel proud of yourself."
"Here, have an autographed photo."
I click my fingers and a Swedish supermodel rushes over to Frodo and hands him a photograph of myself.
![[Image: E3GwHm3.jpg?2]](http://i.imgur.com/E3GwHm3.jpg?2)
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 03-27-2015
"I wasn't offering. I was just saying, you look like the kind of guy that's be into that stuff. If you are, cool. But I'm married, and not into chest shitting. Unless it's shitting in Oaktree or Gabe House's dressers. That's fun for me. Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay here. Just stop looking so gay."
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Dick Powers - 03-27-2015
(03-27-2015, 06:56 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay here. Just stop looking so gay."
"Erm, I'll try?"
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Vincent Lane - 03-27-2015
Oh, sweet!
Are we doing an autograph sesh? Awesome. Hey Dick, dude, I can hook you up with my pic printer, man. He keeps me in stock. I've got a stack of these bad boys on me at all times, you know? Never know when a deluge of chicks are gonna come and demand a piece of the megastar, dude!
Anyway yeah, I'll have Joey Dice give you a call, man. He prints these up like the government prints food stamps.
Check it.
BOOM.
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re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Dick Powers - 03-27-2015
"Vinnie Lane, dude! Bout time to see someone else around here with the damn sense to carry autographed pics around, just makes stuff easier you know? And sweet man thanks for hooking me up."
"And here's a little gift for yourself. Check it, pocket sized!"
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re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Vincent Lane - 03-27-2015
Niiiiiiiiiiiice.
You're a cool dude, dude.
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Dick Powers - 03-27-2015
"Thanks dude, same to you."
The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Peter Fn Gilmour - 03-27-2015
wow another jackoff thinking he can be a lover.. gee great..
we all know who pounds the pussy around here and that is me. the man who gets all the ladies wet in their panties. The man with the SUPER DICK!
ME!
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Vincent Lane - 03-27-2015
Pete... have a Snickers.
The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Peter Fn Gilmour - 03-27-2015
Lane.. SUCK MY DICK
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 03-28-2015
"Actually, could all of you buy a snickers? Joseph-Gordon, my son, is selling them to help pay for his mother's funeral. If you didn't know, she killed herself after watching a raYne promo."
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Dick Powers - 03-28-2015
"Sorry for your loss Frodo, I'll take 12 Snickers to help."
I pull out a handful of singles from my pocket and make it rain, or should I say, make it rayne. Hahahahahahaha oh god, I crack myself up.
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Vincent Lane - 03-28-2015
I'll buy one for Pete.
He starts to act like a pussy when he's hungry.
Also, good one, Dick-man!
Loverboy air guitars as he hands cash to Frodo.
The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Peter Fn Gilmour - 03-28-2015
Fuck that whore
re:The President of pounding pussy addresses the nation - Dick Powers - 03-30-2015
"Okay, so the Powers that be (get it?). Or should that be Powers that Dee? Whatever, they're both too good to waste. A K A me. Have. Wait. Has? Fuck! Let me start over."
I clear my throat and start over.
"Okay, since John Black will be the first to take on all 6 foot 2 inches of Dick over here, I've been doing some promo watching. Talent scouting so to speak. And I have concluded that 1, Thunderbolt X is a douchebag. And 2 I want to kick Dylan George's ass for being a miserable burlap sack full of cum and monkey crap. So Dylan, you accept my challenge? You can name the time and place, I'll be there to put my boot in your face! WOOOO!"
"The rest of you seem pretty cool for the most part, pat yourselves on the back."