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The Call - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-24-2015
Hero Xtreme 7.9: Hey NOCMM! What's up dude?
NOCMM: Hero Xtreme 7.9! It's a great day.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: Have you fucked any hot ladies?
NOCMM: Everyday. I'm getting my cock sucked by a woman right now.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: Me too. Remember to get her back though. I made women equal for a reason.
NOCMM: No sweat, God.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: How are the promos going?
NOCMM: Fine, fast. It's a lot of fun representing you. It's rewarding too.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: That's good to hear. It must suck to have to talk to rookies all the time. I made them so shitty and lame.
NOCMM: Some of them are trying to grow extra arms and shit to stand a chance against you. It's actually really pathetic.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: I made rookies really resilient. They always try so hard to win and then they fail. It's hilarious.
NOCMM: It's cute when they're facing each other, but when they're up against God the whole thing just seems futile.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: It doesn't just seem futile. It is futile. Rookies are cute like that. They'll keep making their shit promos week after week and then they'll step into the ring with a legendary wrestler and God. All those promos and training they did doesn't mean squat when you're up against someone who CAN FLY for fucks sake.
NOCMM: All they can do is pray that you'll let them win for some reason. Would you ever let one of the idiots you're wrestling on Saturday win?
Hero Xtreme 7.9: I don't know. Maybe? I do work in mysterious ways after all. Do any of the rookies I'm fighting have vaginas? Women might need a bit more equality.
NOCMM: Karl Cross might've gone to the laboratory give himself a pussy. Does that count?
Hero Xtreme 7.9: At the moment that would just get him a spot in hell next to John Lennon. Is that a rookie I'm fighting? Karl Cross? I don't remember making him. He must be a piece of shit.
NOCMM: He's gay, so he's probably getting the vagina to trick good men.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: That's why they're going to hell. Fucking rapists. Thanks for the talk. I have to eat this chick out now. Later.
NOCMM: Bye.
NOCMM hangs up the phone and starts eating the pretty woman's cisgendered vagina as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.