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Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
Hello, it's God again with an update. I will be offering another service.
For 1,000,000 xbux I will change my mind about something. All my policies are changeable.
No refunds.
Priority Prayers and more - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
You are a genuine
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
(03-28-2015, 09:53 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: You are a genuine
NOCMM: God will not listen to this prayer unless you send him 250 xbux. Anything stated here is a prayer so please don't say "That wasn't a prayer" it's a waste of time
. If you say "It wasn't a prayer" I will ask you to send 250 xbux if you want God to listen to that prayer.
Priority Prayers and more - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
You are mentally Fucked in the head
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
(03-28-2015, 09:59 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: You are mentally Fucked in the head
NOCMM: This prayer won't be listened to unless you pay the 250 xbux fee. When you send the money please state which of your prayers you want God to listen to. If you fail to do that I will just keep your money.
Priority Prayers and more - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
Fuck this you ain't god
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
(03-28-2015, 10:05 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: Fuck this you ain't god
NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money.
Priority Prayers and more - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 03-28-2015
I'm not giving you any money. I'm saving up for a cool ass banner
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 03-28-2015
(03-28-2015, 10:10 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: I'm not giving you any money. I'm saving up for a cool ass banner
NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Guppy Parsh - 04-04-2015
Is it worth it to be a main eventer?
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-04-2015
(04-04-2015, 10:00 AM)Guppy Parsh Said: Is it worth it to be a main eventer?
NOCMM: Yes or no questions cost 500 xbux
. If you don't pay you will have wasted breath and earned yourself a place in Hell.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Guppy Parsh - 04-04-2015
If I pay for the yes or no question I won't have enough money to pay to be a main eventer though. Can I have the yes or no question for free if I promise to pay to be a main eventer if the answer to that question is yes?
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-04-2015
(04-04-2015, 10:47 AM)Guppy Parsh Said: Can I have the yes or no question for free if I promise to pay to be a main eventer if the answer to that question is yes?
NOCMM: Yes or no questions cost 500 xbux
. If you don't pay you will have wasted breath and earned yourself a place in Hell. Since you have multiple yes or no questions please state which one you want answered when you pay. If you fail to do that I will just keep your money. If you have no intention of paying for your yes or no questions, then you are welcome to keep asking them and receiving this message back. I can do this all day and it's just free money for me. I'm rolling in dough.
Priority Prayers and more - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 04-04-2015
Guppy dont waste your time on this mentally challenged
.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-04-2015
(04-04-2015, 11:12 AM)Thunderbolt X Said: Guppy dont waste your time on this mentally challenged
NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Maverick - 04-04-2015
(04-04-2015, 04:40 PM)Hero Xtreme 7.9 Said:(04-04-2015, 11:12 AM)Thunderbolt X Said: Guppy dont waste your time on this mentally challenged
NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.
"Holy fucking shit, he wasn't talking to you, he was talking to Guppy. And before you respond with that same, automated message, I'm not 'praying' to this false God, I'm talking to YOU, NOCMM."
Priority Prayers and more - Pest - 04-04-2015
Pest:Dear Hero, I would like to apologize on behalf of the world for Maverick's continual existence.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-04-2015
(04-04-2015, 04:45 PM)Maverick Said: "Holy fucking shit, he wasn't talking to you, he was talking to Guppy. And before you respond with that same, automated message, I'm not 'praying' to this false God, I'm talking to YOU, NOCMM."
NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-04-2015
Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: 249...250
Hero Xtreme 7.9 uses his God powers and this prayer appears in front of the others.
(04-04-2015, 04:50 PM)Pest Said: Pest:Dear Hero, I would like to apologize on behalf of the world for Maverick's continual existence.
Hero Xtreme 7.9 looks at the prayer and nods.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: Noted.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-04-2015
Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: 999...1000!
(04-04-2015, 10:00 AM)Guppy Parsh Said: Is it worth it to be a main eventer?
Hero Xtreme 7.9 looks at the question and then thinks about whether to answer it yes or no. Then he thinks about why he would answer yes or no for this question.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: Yes, it is worth it to be a main eventer because then you can talk to me anytime you want and my manager NOCMM will never try to annoy you or call you a rookie. If we ever face each other I'd do the promos instead of my manager and then you'll never have to go through the process of him telling you you'll go to Hell for various reasons and expertly making fun of you and owning you. I respect my opponents and don't say mean things about them unless they say mean things about me first or they are chumps.
Hero Xtreme 7.9 eats a crab salad.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: Shit and it's only 10000 xbux. That's a fucking steal dude. 10000 xbux is cheap compared to the trash in the Xshop right now.
Priority Prayers and more - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 04-04-2015
Guppy trust me its not worth it. Maverick and I know what's best.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-04-2015
(04-04-2015, 08:00 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: Guppy trust me its not worth it. Maverick and I know what's best.
NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.
Priority Prayers and more - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 04-04-2015
For Fuck Sake if you say that one more time I will rip all your organs out and force feed them to your client.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-05-2015
(04-04-2015, 11:20 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: For Fuck Sake if you say that one more time I will rip all your organs out and force feed them to your client.
NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.
Priority Prayers and more - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 04-05-2015
THAT'S IT I CHALLENGE YOUR CLIENT TO A MATCH NEXT WEEK ON WARFARE.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-05-2015
(04-05-2015, 02:00 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: THAT'S IT I CHALLENGE YOUR CLIENT TO A MATCH NEXT WEEK ON WARFARE.
NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to this prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.
Priority Prayers and more - Pest - 04-05-2015
Pest:Will Thunderbolt ever amount to anything more than a mistake?
Priority Prayers and more - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 04-06-2015
Pest you better watch yourself
Priority Prayers and more - Pest - 04-06-2015
Pest:I would welcome the challenge, if I believed you capable of presenting one to me.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-06-2015
Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: 499...500.
(04-05-2015, 09:59 PM)Pest Said: Pest:Will Thunderbolt ever amount to anything more than a mistake?
God reads the question and then thinks about whether the answer is yes or no.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: No.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-06-2015
Quote:Pest you better watch yourself
(04-06-2015, 07:16 AM)Pest Said: Pest:I would welcome the challenge, if I believed you capable of presenting one to me.
NOCMM: God needs 250 xbux before he can listen to your prayer. If you have multiple prayers state which prayer you want listened to. If you fail to do that I will keep your money. If you have no intention to pay for your prayers I don't give a shit because I make 24 xbux regardless of if payment is received. Keep praying and getting the same result. I'm rolling in dough now.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Muddy Waters - 04-06-2015
...Dear father, forgive me for I have sinned...
re:Priority Prayers and more - Muddy Waters - 04-06-2015
...I must know...
Is Cohen Horne only a homosexual because he's from England?
Is Cohen Horne only a homosexual because he's from England?
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-07-2015
Hero Xtreme 7.9: I'd like to apologize for the lateness of this. I got caught up in post-Easter stuff, but I'm back to prayers.
Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: 499...500.
(04-06-2015, 02:52 PM)Muddy Waters Said:...I must know...
Is Cohen Horne only a homosexual because he's from England?
Hero Xtreme 7.9 thinks about whether the answer to the question is yes or no then he answers it.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: No.
Apparently that's not the only reason.
Priority Prayers and more - Pest - 04-07-2015
Pest:Why does Thunderbolt suck so badly?
Priority Prayers and more - Thunderbolt Lying Asshole - 04-07-2015
Pest, Why do you suck your own balls? Oh wait, you dont have any. Hahaha
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-07-2015
Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: 999...1000!
(04-07-2015, 03:57 PM)Pest Said: Pest:Why does Thunderbolt suck so badly?
Hero Xtreme 7.9 reads the question and puts the thought into it that it requires. He reads the question again to himself.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: As a male he wasn't designed to suck anything. This doesn't mean he won't one day be able to suck well, but sucking poorly was how I intended. He just needs more practice and then he'll be able to suck as well as any other
. So the answer to your question is his lack of practice and his cisgender.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-07-2015
(04-07-2015, 04:01 PM)Thunderbolt X Said: Pest, Why do you suck your own balls? Oh wait, you dont have any. Hahaha
NOCMM: Questions that require thought cost 1000 xbux you fucking
. Use your fucking brain rookie.
re:Priority Prayers and more - Maverick - 04-09-2015
"Hero, just make me a fucking 'main eventer' so you can accept my challenge already."
re:Priority Prayers and more - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 04-09-2015
Hero Xtreme 7.9 counts the xbux he received.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: 9,999...10,000!
(04-09-2015, 02:52 PM)Maverick Said: "Hero, just make me a fucking 'main eventer' so you can accept my challenge already."
Hero Xtreme 7.9 snaps his fingers and makes Maverick a main eventer.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: I'll give it a look dude.