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Calypso Is Gay - Goat Face Killa - 03-03-2015 Goat Face Killa is seen smearing goat shit on a blank canvas. "Hey Calypso, do you like the portrait I'm doing of you? You're a piece of shit!" Killa slaps Calypso with the goat shit and he falls on his back. Time for go for the pin! 1... 2... re:Calypso Is Gay - The Blue Tango - 03-03-2015 [[[ Calypso waves his hands mystically in front of Goat Face Thrillers goat face and KICKS OUT OF THE STUPID PIN ATTEMPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]] What in little Baby Jesus's name are you doing?! Now this porn-stache that I'm growing smells like goat ding! I just had it waxed to. You mother fucker. All you do is run around and act goofy all the time. You blew your chance to be champ because you couldn't take anything seriously... If I'd take anything seriously, it'd be a match like that, bruh.. And I wouldn't be sitting around playing with goat poop. What started this shit dude? You raised by goats or something? Don't get me wrong, that'd be awesome. Or are you just bat-shit fucking crazy? You'd have to be crazy to think that you stand a chance against the man with the plan, baby. I took the XWF by storm by beatin Ghost Tanks ass and now I'm making history by taking that sweet Feder-whatcha-ma-call-it off of my MAIN man, Vinnie Lane. No hard feelin's I hope, bruh. But Calypso needed some time. You ought to prepare yourself a little harder next time Goat Faced Brudduh, because it's going to take a lot more than some shitty portrait, to make Calypso forfeit!