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Selling Goats - Goat Face Killa - 02-22-2015
SELLING GOATS FOR 1000 XBUX EACH!
COMES WITH REPLICA BO COSTUME!
BUY ONE NOW!
BUY ONE NOW!
re:Selling Goats - Pest - 02-22-2015
Pest:I might be interested, but what is a Bo costume?
Selling Goats - Morbid Angel - 02-22-2015
Where is Gator? That goat looks ready for fucking!
re:Selling Goats - Goat Face Killa - 02-23-2015
Don't you buy my comics? Bo is my trusty sidekick and one of the best superheroes in the world today!
re:Selling Goats - Maverick - 02-23-2015
(02-17-2015, 02:57 AM)Goat Face Killa Said: Look at that BABAY! LOOK AT THAT!
It is the year of the ram... but everyone knows that that is bullshit! It's the year of the GOAT! I will be offering anyone who beats me a Boer, because I am nice! Everyone needs a bit of goat love!
...
A FUCKING BOER!
Quote:And with that, he drops the microphone and heads up the ramp and backstage, but Maverick chases behind him! Maverick has caught Goat Face and hits him with another Age of Perfection! Maverick with the pin!
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Winner: Maverick
"Now then, allow me to rescue the goat you have maliciously raped! GIVE ME MY FREE GOAT DAMMIT!"
re:Selling Goats - Goat Face Killa - 02-23-2015
I don't give my goats to cowards who win cheaply!
re:Selling Goats - Mastermind - 02-23-2015
Wow Maverick you actually turned up for a match. And then won it, without disappearing. I'm semi impressed.
re:Selling Goats - Maverick - 02-23-2015
(02-23-2015, 01:27 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: I don't give my goats to cowards who win cheaply!
"Cowards who win cheapely? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Last I checked, YOU tried to be the coward and run away. YOU tried to run away from me, and for a dumbass reason at that! You said you wanted to be in the main event, even though ALL competitors for that show, sans Nakamura, Blanco, and Gein, were in the Main Event. And it's not like you did much either. Hell, you were the first one eliminated!"
re:Selling Goats - Goat Face Killa - 02-24-2015
(02-23-2015, 03:12 PM)Maverick Said:(02-23-2015, 01:27 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: I don't give my goats to cowards who win cheaply!
"Cowards who win cheapely? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Last I checked, YOU tried to be the coward and run away. YOU tried to run away from me, and for a dumbass reason at that! You said you wanted to be in the main event, even though ALL competitors for that show, sans Nakamura, Blanco, and Gein, were in the Main Event. And it's not like you did much either. Hell, you were the first one eliminated!"
Ah, yes. Because a man who posts a promo about poems and doesn't give a shit if he loses, walks away and is attacked from behind and pinned, is a coward. That's the best win you'll ever get, hell. When I win the IC title, you will be my first opponent. Then we'll see who is the better man. Fuck you, Iceman.
re:Selling Goats - Maverick - 02-24-2015
(02-24-2015, 08:44 AM)Goat Face Killa Said:(02-23-2015, 03:12 PM)Maverick Said:(02-23-2015, 01:27 PM)Goat Face Killa Said: I don't give my goats to cowards who win cheaply!
"Cowards who win cheaply? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Last I checked, YOU tried to be the coward and run away. YOU tried to run away from me, and for a dumbass reason at that! You said you wanted to be in the main event, even though ALL competitors for that show, sans Nakamura, Blanco, and Gein, were in the Main Event. And it's not like you did much either. Hell, you were the first one eliminated!"
Ah, yes. Because a man who posts a promo about poems and doesn't give a shit if he loses, walks away and is attacked from behind and pinned, is a coward. That's the best win you'll ever get, hell. When I win the IC title, you will be my first opponent. Then we'll see who is the better man. Fuck you, Iceman.
"Are you sure? I'm just trying to make sure because IF you win, I'm going to hold you to your word, and quote the line you just said."
re:Selling Goats - Goat Face Killa - 02-24-2015
Oh no, don't do that. I'm really scared!
Selling Goats - Vincent Lane - 02-24-2015
One goat, please.
re:Selling Goats - Goat Face Killa - 02-24-2015
(02-24-2015, 10:12 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: One goat, please.
Sure, man. 1000 Xbux and you can pick any breed whatsoever. I have them all.
re:Selling Goats - Goat Face Killa - 02-24-2015
Thank you!
Selling Goats - Vincent Lane - 02-24-2015
No problem, man! Goats are the best. Roxy's gonna love the cute little fainting guy.
re:Selling Goats - Goat Face Killa - 02-24-2015
(02-24-2015, 10:30 AM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "I do need a sexual partner. What's the best breed for ass fucking?"
Eh, for you? I'd say the Nigerian Dwarf goat.
re:Selling Goats - Maverick - 02-24-2015
(02-24-2015, 09:54 AM)Goat Face Killa Said: Oh no, don't do that. I'm really scared!
"Fuck off and give me my free goat, you tightwad. If you manage to beat me in our little rematch, you can have Boer back. But for now, I'm taking him."