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Nigguh Please! - The Blue Tango - 12-22-2014
[[[ Calypso is moonwalking through a park next to a small pond. He admires the ladies in yoga pants jogging past him and gives them a smile and a nod on their way by. He looks out to the pond and notices Doc D'Ville fishing from a row boat. Calypso notices the doc hasn't noticed him, and can't turn away from seizing the opportunity! He rushes into an outhouse and quickly emerges wearing a scuba suit and snorkel! He slowly creeps over to the pond and goes in. ]]]
[[[ Calypso mystically swims towards the boat. Calypso gets on the side where the doc's back is to him and launches himself from the water!! In near slow motion Calypso sails through the air and pulls his arm back!! ]]]
"Get ready for the catch of the day... doc!!!"
[[[ Calypso swings and Superman bitch slaps doc in the face knocking him out of the boat! ]]]
"Shit!"
[[[ Calypso dives into the water after doc and pulls him back to the surface. Using great strength he lifts the doc up and throws him back into the boat!! He climbs in himself and pins him!!! A goose wearing a referee shirt nearby rests on top of the water and makes the count!!!!!!! ]]]
"HONK!!!"
"HONK!!! HONK!!!!"
"HONK!! HONK!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN......"
re:Nigguh Please! - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 12-22-2014
The boat begins to rock and the water around begins to boil. Fish from the pond begin jumping out of the water and and latching onto Calypso. Calypso gets off of the Doctor, enabling the Doctor to kick out, and begins bitch slapping the fish off of himself.
The Doctor rises up and grabs Calypso, baits him on his hook, and tosses him into the water. He sits down and rests his pole against the boat, lights up a cigar, and goes back to enjoying the peace and quiet.