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Miranda Tigris - Pest - 12-18-2014
Pest:So, it would appear that you need a team to assist you in combat against Thomas Wallace, Vincent Lane, Xavier Swann, and Johnathon Heartsford. Well, as you know, I am always available for hire, and have been taking people down lately. Look what I did for Jack after he paid me to win him a title.
Miranda Tigris - John Samuels - 12-19-2014
"Who the fuck is Thomas Wallace?"
Miranda Tigris - Steve "KingSlayer" Davids - 12-19-2014
Who the fuck cares?
Miranda Tigris - Pest - 12-19-2014
Pest:TJ Wallace. That little nappy headed negro with the neck beard that makes your race look even worse. His name is Thomas Joseph.
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-19-2014
How's your nose, Pest?
re:Miranda Tigris - Pest - 12-19-2014
PestYou must have missed Warfare. It's fine, and I'm fine. Does it anger you that despite your efforts I managed to carry Jack to a Championship win?
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-19-2014
Actually, no. I don't care that you won. You and JACK getting a fluke title win just makes the belts more attainable.
Glad you're feeling better though, sweet cheeks. Don't want any excuses on the rooftop.
re:Miranda Tigris - Pest - 12-19-2014
Pest:Was no fluke win. We actually won twice to get them, and the second time I managed to carry us despite someone trying to stab my throat and missing anything at all important. In such a small space, how did you manage to miss anything vital?
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-19-2014
Vital?
I'm a lover, not a killer, dude!
I was just trying to help with that annoying voice of yours... I figured a trache would give you a sweet robot voice and make you unique!
Don't get pissy for me trying to lend a hand, man!
re:Miranda Tigris - Pest - 12-19-2014
Pest:You missed my trachea.
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-19-2014
Must have been the same way Pete's ears and dick didn't actually get cut off. My bad, dude, I didn't go to med school, you know?
re:Miranda Tigris - Pest - 12-19-2014
Pest:Peter's ears and dick did get removed, and you did stab me in the neck. You missed the Trachea, though.
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-19-2014
Well, too bad. That shitty nasal voice of yours isn't doing your image any favors, dude. Especially after the deviated septum you must have gotten from my impromptu rhinoplasty. The tracheotomy voice could have been cool.
re:Miranda Tigris - Pest - 12-19-2014
Pest:No, no deviated septum. You removed the tip, did not touch the septum. Surely, you must have some sense of anatomy, right? I must admit, my nose ending flatly is a bit different, but it did not affect my voice, and I can assure you that my voice is not nasally. Steven Sayors can verify that it is not. You were the one accused of being nasally, by Aidan and myself, or did you forget and get us confused? It must be hard living with your condition.
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-19-2014
Pretty sure you guys were just jealous of my flawless falsetto and my ability to hit a wide range of notes with a strong vibrato.
Aidan actually took his comment back and decided I sounded just fine, remember?
Miranda Tigris - TJ Wallace - 12-20-2014
"Bitch, I'm balled. What hair do I have to be nappy? Get my dick out of your mouth,
."
Miranda Tigris - Peter Fn Gilmour - 12-21-2014
its a shame u missed everything and i only got a super dick ;)
re:Miranda Tigris - Ethan Donovan - 12-21-2014
"That's rich Peter, your so called "super dick" was cut off on live T.V. We all saw, the fucking whole world saw it. Just face it mon ami, you're fucking dickless. You're just going to have to deal with it."
re:Miranda Tigris - Peter Fn Gilmour - 12-21-2014
i guess u didnt read my promo mr donovan.. but its ok cuz you're
and irrelevant to me
re:Miranda Tigris - Ethan Donovan - 12-21-2014
"This coming from the king of backing out of matches. Listen, I know it must be a hard life now that you're a living Ken doll but hey you got to take the bad with the good mon ami."
Miranda Tigris - Peter Fn Gilmour - 12-21-2014
whatever u say donathan ;)
re:Miranda Tigris - Ethan Donovan - 12-22-2014
"Is there a reason why you're winking at me? I know I'm one good looking man, but mon ami, I don't swing that way but I'm glad you came out, there shouldn't be any reason why you can't tell the world you're gay. Nothing wrong with it."
re:Miranda Tigris - Maverick - 12-22-2014
(12-22-2014, 12:10 PM)Ethan Donovan Said: "Is there a reason why you're winking at me? I know I'm one good looking man, but mon ami, I don't swing that way but I'm glad you came out, there shouldn't be any reason why you can't tell the world you're gay. Nothing wrong with it."
"Especially now, since he technically has no gender, since his dick and balls were cut off by Morbid Angel. See now, Peter? You can come out now with your preferred sexuality."
Miranda Tigris - Tommy Gunn - 12-22-2014
So no one is going to point out to this fucking
that his name is Donovan and not Donathan? No?
Guess I just did.
Fucking idiot.
Hey Peter maybe for your next match you can get your tongue cut out since that's the thing that really seems to get you into trouble.
What do you think?
Do you even think at all you dickless
?
re:Miranda Tigris - Chester Brock - 12-22-2014
(12-18-2014, 07:50 PM)Pest Said: Pest:So, it would appear that you need a team to assist you in combat against Thomas Wallace, Vincent Lane, Xavier Swann, and Johnathon Heartsford. Well, as you know, I am always available for hire, and have been taking people down lately. Look what I did for Jack after he paid me to win him a title.
I'll help...
re:Miranda Tigris - Maverick - 12-22-2014
(12-22-2014, 01:03 PM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "Even with Maverick's
"Hey Frodo?"
"Fuck you."
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-22-2014
Oh, what's that?
Something interesting is happening in the XWF?
Guess Frodo needs to jump on board so he can say he was involved.
At least the little motherfucker is predictable.
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-22-2014
You're pissed because Shane wants you to tag up with another one of your Asylum brothers? Yeah, that makes sense.
And why would anyone in the Underground come to help you? Why would you ever expect that? Did Maverick come and help you?
Face it, dude, you aren't Team Tigris, Team Asylum, Team Heyman or even Team Edward. You're just Team Whatever Gets Frodo More Attention.
re:Miranda Tigris - John Samuels - 12-22-2014
(12-22-2014, 02:34 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Oh, what's that?
Something interesting is happening in the XWF?
Guess Frodo needs to jump on board so he can say he was involved.
At least the little motherfucker is predictable.
"Boy, you've got one twisted ass definition of the word 'interesting.' Interesting, is not two completely
GM's warring over a show that's about as vomit inducingly bad to sit through as a Vinnie Lane promo, using the biggest ragtag groups of who-gives-a-fucks since Eli James scooped up the remnants of taco night from his toilet bowl and named it 'The Congregation.'Interesting, interesting is the Kings controlling the trios titles, and soon the tag and Universal titles. Have fun with your little war that nobody gives a shit about. Madness is nothing without John Samuels."
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-22-2014
See, now Samuels here would be a welcome addition to Team Lesbian. Him and Maverick both have earned themselves some time with their faces concaved around my boot.
We all know Samuels won't do anything that gets him in the same ring as me though, don't we?
re:Miranda Tigris - John Samuels - 12-22-2014
(12-22-2014, 03:26 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: See, now Samuels here would be a welcome addition to Team Lesbian. Him and Maverick both have earned themselves some time with their faces concaved around my boot.
We all know Samuels won't do anything that gets him in the same ring as me though, don't we?
"Been there. Done that. Got the belt."
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-22-2014
Frodo, you're the last person in the XWF who should be bitching about anyone forcing themselves on you. Should we talk about what you did to Peter after he kicked you in the Eye of Sauron? Or what you tried to do to Zoey Ryback?
You think the Underground exists to fight all injustices? Come on man. We banded together to watch EACH OTHER'S back, not everybody's. And if there's anyone around that deserves to get jumped and beaten, it's you.
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-22-2014
You don't cry about losing, but you joined up with Tigris as a direct result of not having any of us help you, like you said earlier.
Whatever Frodo, go rape somebody. I'm already bored with you.
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-22-2014
Last word.
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-22-2014
Can't let someone else get the last word in, can you?
Come on.
Say something interesting.
I dare you.
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-22-2014
YAwwwwnnnn..
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-22-2014
Zzzzzzzzzzz.
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-22-2014
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Miranda Tigris - TJ Wallace - 12-22-2014
"Don't worry, Lane. Frodo has your cock tattooed to his head, and that's why you're always on his mind day in and day out. And now that we, we being myself Swann, Heartsford, and MacClay, are aligned with you, something tells me we're gonna be on his mind. Hey while he's at it he should get our dicks tattooed to his face as well."
re:Miranda Tigris - Vincent Lane - 12-22-2014
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