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Hark Do My Ears Deceive Me - TRHP - 12-07-2014
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Dripping is heard in an underground cave. A man dressed in a red hood walks the cave. He is holding a stick that has fire attached to the top. The underground cave is wet, and slippery, but the man walks very fast, and confidently. Suddenly he stops. He can hear singing in the distance.
He keeps on moving.
The singing keeps getting louder.
"We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
In our mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Is what we really like to do."
In our mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Is what we really like to do."
Jacob keeps on walking, and the singing gets louder.
"It ain't no trick to get rich quick
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million diamonds shine."!
"We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
From early morn till night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up
Everything in sight."
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million diamonds shine."!
"We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
From early morn till night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up
Everything in sight."
Jacob comes to a corner, and looks around it.
"We dig up diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig."
"Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho."
"Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we go."
"Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho."
"Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho hum."
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig."
"Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho."
"Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we go."
"Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho."
"Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho hum."
There in front of him was a cave full of Dwarves. He watched them work. Suddenly he decided to step out and make himself known. As soon as he did, the Dwarves stopped working and looked at him.
Jacob held up his hands.
"I'm not here to hurt any of you. My name is Jacob, and I am the leader of The Real Higher Power. I just need to know some information that you guys may have?"
One of the Dwarves stepped forward.
"You shouldn't be here. Hurry up, what do you want to know."
"I want to know if you know A Frodo Smackins. He calls himself the King of Dwarves."
Suddenly the whole cave of Dwarves started laughing out loud. They kept on laughing for about 10 Minutes.
"Frodo Smackins is no King to us. He's a fool. And he's a commoner. He just think he is important. He's nothing. He should be working in the mines and not doing what he's doing now, and making us look bad."
"That's what I thought. I also thought he should be on a world tour of comedians."
"You've got that right. He needs to do something that he's good at besides running his mouth. Oh wait that includes being a comedian. I was wrong."
Jacob turns and walks away laughing. Once he was out of sight the Dwarves went back to work.
"We dig up diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig."
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig."