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Need Some Ice? - Joey Hawkins - 11-18-2014
OOC: Joey Hawkins is seen doing weights at the gym while a cameraman records him
Since Warfare is just around the corner, I'ma make this promo short and to the point. I got training to do, and I can't waste valuable training time
For a chair, it's been saying a lot of shit in it's promos. And yes, I'm calling the chair an "it" because that's what chairs are. Physical objects Not human beings who think they can just come into a wrestling promotion and think they're going to beat every fucking wrestler here. Like I said, you're a chair. You can't do shit no matter how hard you try. You may talk a bunch of trash in your promos, but you're not going to pin Mastermind. And you're certainly not going to pin me. You might as well give up now. What moves are you going to attempt on me and Mastermind? The chair hop? Are you going to hop up and land on my stomach? You'll certainly pin me with that move for sure. And I really don't give a fuck about the fact that you used to be a human. You're a chair now, and that's what you'll always be. A chair, who can't serve as any other purpose except for to be sat on by Mastermind's lazy ass.
Mastermind, you already know what's coming to you. You've squared off against me in the past, and I'm pretty sure you know what's gonna happen. Unless you're
. Let me refresh your mind just in case you forgot. I'm going to hit you with a brogue kick and pin you or that fucking piece of shit chair for the win. Just like I should have done in the final match before my retirement. I'm out for redemption, Mastermind. And your blood is what I'm going to splatter all over the ring tomorrow on Wednesday. See you in the ring,
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