Dumbest person in the world? Quite possibly.

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Dumbest person in the world? Quite possibly. - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 11-04-2014

Burchill's Hotel Room -- Beijing, China

"If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass."

You got that, Darkwynd? Let me just repeat that for you so that it's very clear. If you're gonna act like a smartass, talk like a smartass, and actually be - or, at least attempt to be - a smartass, you obviously have to be smart in the first place. Have the common decency to make sure that you have a properly functioning brain first and that you really do think before you speak. Otherwise, son, you're just going to be nothing more but a complete and utter ass... and no, not literally an ass, you simpleminded thawt. A dumb ass. A dumbass that completely contradicts and refutes their own damn statements and doesn't have a single clue as to what just came out of their idiotic mouth. That's going to be the difference between you being the shit, and just being plain shit. But let's just go off on a tangent and kinda divagate from that whole subject now, shall we? I'm not going to ramble on and on about comparing and contrasting those two things. Clearly Darkwynd doesn't have a brain to try and understand any of that anyway.

If ignorance is bliss, then you must be the happiest person in the world. No, seriously. You're by far the most ignorant and asinine fuck in the world. So congratulations! That's the only accolade you'll ever accomplish here! This is just too laughable. Honestly, it really is. I'm not even sure if I should even waste my breath or my time and energy on trying to respond to such illiterate and feeble remarks that could've been said by the average five year old. No, let's actually scratch that. A kindergartner can come up with better shit to say than him. I have never dealt with anyone as dense-headed or asinine as he. Or, to put it in Layman's Term, is a big fucking doofus that has absolutely no kind of logical comprehension whatsoever. Come on. Just thinking about all of the intellectually ignorant crap and nonsense that just spewed from his mouth is giving me a headache. Then again, I shouldn't have expected him to come up with well-structured sentences and comprehensible language like he's Charles Dickens or something, but still. All of his statements he stated about me were just poorly said and were flat out weak, pathetic, pointless and downright petty.

I... wow. I've never dealt with anyone as fucking stupid and idiotic as Darkwynd. Darkwynd, where the fuck are you getting your bullshit information from? What, you pulled them from the cloud or your ass? Wikipedia? Please enlighten me. Are you really that mentally challenged?

First off... Where the fuck did you hear me call you a champion in my promo, you fucking

? Do I have to refresh your mind, you simpleton fuck?

First off is Darkwynd. Already we can come to the conclusion that he is a moronic fucktard because he changed the "i" to a "y". Wow, how original! I don't even know what I should make out of his promo. It was just that fucking stupid. Honestly, I think I've lost some of my brain cells from watching that piece of shit promo that doesn't have any value, relevance, or some kind of point trying to be made. Jesus Christ, what was the whole point of that? I've wasted ten minutes of my precious fucking time that I will never get back. I swear, the guy must be mentally challenged because when that interview lady asked him about Tyson Fury, Darkwynd began to talk about Mike Tyson. Seriously, are you that absentminded? I don't even know if he was trying to be funny. This fucking cockhead thinks that he's intimidating with a name like Darkwynd and having his held tilted to all sorts of angles like the fucking exorcist. He also goes around and capture criminals like he's some wannabe caped crusader or whatever. Dude, you're nothing more but a motherfucking joke! Your ass must be jealous from all of the shit and pure fuckery that just spewed out of your damn mouth. I don't even understand why that interview lady was scared of you in the beginning. Do you think that you actually should be taken seriously? Hold up, no! Don't even try to think. You will just strain your brain and you will come up with even more dumber and pointless shit to say. Just do yourself a favor and take your ass back to the group housing where you belong.

Hm... Nope! Nothing regarding about championships there! So, care to explain to me where the hell you came up with that? You're the one who's dumb here coming up with crap from thin air like your name's fucking Liberace. You might wanna get that head of yours checked out. I'm really worried about you...

Shit, this is just too tragic. I mean, you're the one who is "dumb" and a "liar". You know what? I'm not even going to bother with you anymore. I'm done with you. I'm just going to go out there tomorrow and beat your fucking ass. That's all I gotta say. As for Tyson, the same thing goes for you with your lame-ass excuse for a "intimidating" promo. Dude, you're fucking whack. Step the fuck aside and kneel down before the Queen, you idiotic fuck. I'll rip your vocal chords out... and Darkwynd's too, since the two of you don't make any good uses out of them and just say mindless shit all the time. At least my headache will go away and I can be in a, state of clarity once I shut your traps for good. See you fucking losers on Wednesday night.