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Kliq Kliq Boom - Triple H - 10-05-2014
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Shawn....Shawn. We got a problem.
What is it?
Vince.
What about him?
He put a bag of flaming poop on my doorstep.
How do you know it was him? It could have been some Steve Austin fan.
Because he texted me a picture of him placing the bag on my front porch and then lighting it on fire. And he put the caption "Eat Shit" under the picture.
Oh well...I don't know what to say about that. What do you want to do?
I'm thinking...
Yeah...what are you thinking?
I'm thinking that I film me piledriving his precious daughter and then emailing it to him.
Now when you say piledriving do you mean like...piledriving...
Shawn gets down on the floor and starts acting out what he means just incase Hunter wasn't totally sure...
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Or do you mean piledriving like what Taker did to me at Wrestlemania 25?
Obviously the first. Why would I send Vince a video of me piledriving Stephanie when I could just send him a video of me giving her the Pedigree. Over and over.
I don't know H. Why do you want to send a sex tape of Stephanie to her father?
Whoa whoa Shawn. Who said anything about a sex tape? Do I look like Pac to you?
Well no. And Steph is much better looking than Chyna. Remember when we used to run a train on her? You me, Mike Tyson, Rick Rude. Even Shane got in on the action.
Well I don't know if I would say he got in on the action. He usually couldn't get it up.
Oh that's right, did he ever get that taken care of?
I don't know Shawn, I don't talk to Shane about his dick.
Well you should man. It's important to know these things. You guys are family.
Look Shawn, now is not the time to talk about Shane's penis. Now is the time for me to plan my revenge on Vince.
For a second there I thought you were going to say train for our match.
]Match? What match? I don't have a match on Raw. I would know, I booked the card.
Not on Raw, on Madness. You know, the XWF.
What? They gave us a match?
Yeah they did. It was your idea, you, me, Pac and Razor against 4 nobodies.
And they booked it? Wow they are desperate. Why the hell do they want to see us wrestling? I'm one injury away from a wheel chair and you, you haven't walked upright in years on account of your back problems.
I know, but they booked us and they are paying us.
How much?
One of those sweet deals that Big Kev and Scott got when they went to Turnerland.
Nice. I could use the influx, fucking WWE app has cost us millions.
Yeah whose bright idea was that anyway?
Fucking Linda's that dumb bitch. She never liked me you know. I think it's because one time I looked at Shane the wrong way and he shit himself. Ever since then whenever I walk in the room Linda looks at me like I just blew my load in her sweet daughter's mouth.
You probably did.
Yeah I probably did but that's besides the point.
Speaking of, did you see what Bryan James had to say about us?
Who is Bryan James?
One of the guys we are facing on Monday.
Monday? I don't have a match on Raw. I would know, I booked the card.
Not on Raw H, Madness. We just went over this.
Hunter looks around tying desperately to play it off like nothing is wrong.
What did he say?
He said, and I quote:
Quote:Oh and then we got the bitches of the bunch HHH and HBK two guys who are so far up the Mcmahons arse holes they probably enjoy the smell of there farts...
Well he's right you know.
He is?
Yeah, I am always far up Stephanie's asshole. She loves it in the butt. You don't remember her saying that on Stern?
Does she really?
Yeah. Doesn't Beck let you put it in her pooper?
Shawn puts his head down in shame...
No.
Do you want me to call Chyna up? She might want some money and for you to film it but she will definitely let you do it.
No that's ok Hunter. I appreciate it though. You're such a good friend.
Best friends.
For life.
Shawn and Hunter embrace...for a little longer than a normal bromosexual hug should be but whatever.
Did anyone else have anything to say about us?
Not really, nothing that Pac didn't already rip into. You know him, when he gets a match he gets all antsy in his pantsy.
Love Pac. Who we facing anyway?
Bryan James, Scully, Derrick Silva and Maverick.
Maverick? What about Goose?
He's dead.
Damn, I liked Goose. He was a good guy.
Let's poor one out for Goose.
Shawn grabs two bottles of water off the table and hands one to Hunter. The two men take the caps off and then proceed to pour out some of the water onto the floor. Carpet no less.
To Goose.
Shawn!!! Hunter!!! What the hell are you doing?
Pouring one out for Goose. You remember Goose right?
I have no idea what you are talking about but you are going to clean that up right this minute.
Baby not in front of Shawn.
Hunter! Now!
You're in trouble!!!
Shut up Shawn.
Break It Down!!