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Or Maybe I'm Not - Maverick - 09-30-2014
The scene opens up to Maverick in his living room.
"Well, well, well Schrutey- boy, it seems you couldn't keep your mouth shut for long. So, I'm mad huh? Well, your wrong. If you were facing me before, when I was in my little 2- year stint in the Indies, I admit it, you'd have an angry Maverick. But I'm not. Passive aggressiveness is the key to victory, Dwightey- boy. With passive aggressiveness, I can keep my emotions in check, allowing me to save it for the ring- a reward for my mental training I told you about, WHILE feeding off the emotion your giving me. It's the best of both worlds. Now then, Dwightey- boy, you think you can keep up against me, the Avatar of Perfection, or as you ADORE to call me, the 'Avatar of Boredom.' News Flash: Being smarter than another person does not make you boring. Bill Gates is more intelligent than you, but is he more boring than you? Hell no. Does giving a definition make you boring? Hell no. Don't judge a book by it's cover, Schrutey- boy.
"Now then, you must really be asking for it now, just daring me to spread your blood. To put you through a flaming table. Threatening to do the same to me, which I find quite adorable. You must really have faith in your terrible finisher, the Dwight Clothesline. Let's just say, no this won't happen, but let's say you DID have me on the ropes and in trouble, hm? So, you go for your Dwight Clothesline, which leaves your arm doing the clotheslining ripe for the taking, which will lead me into grabbing it and getting you into a Stinging Nightmare. Or how about the fact, that your leaving your legs wide open, leaving me to lock in a Pure Perfection, hm? Trust me, Dwight. Your terribly outclassed here.
"And I never said ANYTHING like I'm the most important human being on Earth just because my father died. I'm sure people are in the same position I was, maybe they even lost him younger. But you, you just got beat by him. Big whoopee- fucking do. A lot of others have gotten beat by their dads too, or at the very least, spanked by them with a paddle, so shut the fuck up, and making these people think like your some nonexistent expert.
"And I sound like a little girl crying? Really? I'm not bitching to the higher- ups about my loss and complaining and requesting for another match. No, I'm keeping my head held high and I'm doing all I can to make sure that title goes around my waist. Nor am I whining about losing my dad. I got over it, later. Seriously, and they call me a liar. Your're just grasping at nonexistent threads, trying to peg me with an insult or two, that just comes out as lies.
"And losing isn't an option for Dwight Schrute? Really? Excluding your debut match, you even mentioned in one of your promos that you lost OTHER matches too. Which, is yet, another contradiction. Which brings me to my next point. You don't care if you contradict yourself? Schrutey- boy, you should care, because then, you'll make 0 sense. You'll have said or have one point, but then go back on it by saying or doing another point, which will come out to your fans just being flat- out confused. Hell, I'm sure even this new wannabe rookie, Derrick Silva, who just happens to be my tag partner for this coming Monday can make mincemeat out of you, your just that fucking bad. Now then, since I want to get in a nice little exercise before the start of Warfare in a few hours, I had better get going. Ta- ta for now."
Maverick goes out of the house and into his car, driving in the direction of the local gym.