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Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - TjSky - 09-19-2014
Scene "xwf Locker room "
TJ Sky walks to the Locker room in the back and finds a huge brown
Dookie right in his bag " as he looks confused and pissed off he wants to know who the fuck did it !
And why ?
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Cain - 09-19-2014
Xpac.
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 09-19-2014
"Mama.Gilmour did, because she still gives Peter boners."
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Vincent Lane - 09-19-2014
Are there worms in the shit? Because if so it was probably Pest.
Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-19-2014
Usually it's the first person to blame somebody else...
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Gator - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 03:15 PM)Shane Anonistrator Said: Usually it's the first person to blame somebody else...
"Eyes on are you now Cain. Sky, was the shit on fire? Or did it have 666 carved into it?"
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Pest - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 03:06 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Are there worms in the shit? Because if so it was probably Pest.
You dig through my excrement now?
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Vincent Lane - 09-19-2014
I've seen your used diapers in the locker room trash can, on top of the Highlights magazines someone colored badly.
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Pest - 09-19-2014
That's not me. I don't wear diapers, and I don't shit at work. You never know when some pervert is going to start rummaging through other people's shit in this place. Best if I save my business for home.
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Maverick - 09-19-2014
"Please, Pest, we all know it's you when we finds these random pieces of shit on the floor. You best be careful when your walking, otherwise you'll step into one."
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Frodo mother fucking Smackins - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 03:41 PM)Maverick Said: "Please, Pest, we all know it's you when we finds these random pieces of shit on the floor. You best be careful when your walking, otherwise you'll step into one."
"Actually, that's me. Azrael blew out my O-Ring. Poop just falls out now. Thanks for embarrassing me."
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Maverick - 09-19-2014
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Okay, that's you and Pest. I've seen him do it too- not by choice, mind you, and it was just nasty. Oh, and no problem Frodo.
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Pest - 09-19-2014
Why is my name constantly escaping your maw? Have you any inclination who you are speaking about? Have you a notion of the these things you claim? Or, is it that you're following suite with Crybaby because you see him as some sort of hero? I suspect it's the last of those. Prove me wrong, do it.
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Vincent Lane - 09-19-2014
Shouldn't you be getting ready for another humiliating loss on Wednesday, Pest?
By the way, would you rather be pinned or tapped out?
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Pest - 09-19-2014
Should I bring some tampons for you? You looked like you needed to change yours during that fit after your loss to Luca.
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - The Undershitter - 09-19-2014
Did somebody say ... Shit?
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - TjSky - 09-19-2014
So nobody's owing up to the dookie ? Who ever did this better keep your bags extra close ...
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Vincent Lane - 09-19-2014
Fuckin' Pest...
I pin a guy like Harrison and it doesn't count as beating Luca, but Luca beating Dave Mosier somehow makes me the loser. At least your consistent at being a hypocrite, man.
Did I look like a bitch while I was kicking your ass from post to post at Warfare, dude?
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - X-Pac - 09-19-2014
Hey man,
here's the story that I've told numerous times before.
so i'm standing in gorilla any my boy Scott comes and tells me where TJ's bag is
so I tell the road agent that i gotta piss
i ran as fast as i could to the back of the building
took a shit in your bag
hauled ass all the way back
i got an alibi
i get away with it
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - TjSky - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 07:24 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Fuckin' Pest...
I pin a guy like Harrison and it doesn't count as beating Luca, but Luca beating Dave Mosier somehow makes me the loser. At least your consistent at being a hypocrite, man.
Did I look like a bitch while I was kicking your ass from post to post at Warfare, dude?
You lost except it move on.losers only come up with excuses
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - TjSky - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 07:43 PM)X-Pac Said: Hey man,
here's the story that I've told numerous times before.
so i'm standing in gorilla any my boy Scott comes and tells me where TJ's bag is
so I tell the road agent that i gotta piss
i ran as fast as i could to the back of the building
took a shit in your bag
hauled ass all the way back
i got an alibi
i get away with it
I'm going to staple your all ready torn asshole shut ...u just fucked up
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Vincent Lane - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 09:19 PM)TjSky Said:(09-19-2014, 07:24 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Fuckin' Pest...
I pin a guy like Harrison and it doesn't count as beating Luca, but Luca beating Dave Mosier somehow makes me the loser. At least your consistent at being a hypocrite, man.
Did I look like a bitch while I was kicking your ass from post to post at Warfare, dude?
You lost except it move on.losers only come up with excuses
I'm gonna let you have just this one, since you're new and I'm a really cool dude... but if you try to punk me like that again you're going to have a big problem, man.
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - TjSky - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 09:35 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said:(09-19-2014, 09:19 PM)TjSky Said:(09-19-2014, 07:24 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Fuckin' Pest...
I pin a guy like Harrison and it doesn't count as beating Luca, but Luca beating Dave Mosier somehow makes me the loser. At least your consistent at being a hypocrite, man.
Did I look like a bitch while I was kicking your ass from post to post at Warfare, dude?
You lost except it move on.losers only come up with excuses
I'm gonna let you have just this one, since you're new and I'm a really cool dude... but if you try to punk me like that again you're going to have a big problem, man.
...a problem..life is filled with em isn't it ? I just so happened to overcome all of mine to get where I'm at so what's another one to me ?
If I was you I'd count my blessings ... I got my mind focused on mav ..but you intrigue me .. I already see Your mind is frail and weak .. But this is your warning ..
don't jump in the deep end if you can't swim..
You take care of your self now ....be careful
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Vincent Lane - 09-20-2014
Yeah man, you have fun with Maverick in the dark matches.
I'll be over here main eventing, screwing porn stars, winning titles and being a mother fucking rock star.
Catch up. How's your bag smell, rook?
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - Pest - 09-20-2014
(09-19-2014, 07:24 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Fuckin' Pest...
I pin a guy like Harrison and it doesn't count as beating Luca, but Luca beating Dave Mosier somehow makes me the loser. At least your consistent at being a hypocrite, man.
Did I look like a bitch while I was kicking your ass from post to post at Warfare, dude?
One time he gets the leg up, one time out of 5, and he gets bragging rights. Love them odds. As for losing to Luca, only counts when you throw a hissy fit about it. Had you said nothing, wouldn't have called you a crybaby loser. You're the one who cried in the ring about it. The one who couldn't help but show the world I was right in calling you a whiny pussy.
RE: Who shit in my bag who did it ??? - TjSky - 09-22-2014
(09-20-2014, 12:18 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Yeah man, you have fun with Maverick in the dark matches.
I'll be over here main eventing, screwing porn stars, winning titles and being a mother fucking rock star.
Catch up. How's your bag smell, rook?
Id expect nothing less ...you think a dark match bothers me ..it doesn't why because it's temporary
And when your as good as I am all it is is a place for me to showcase my greatness. but yea you keep
Partying it up mr rock star ...I mean we both were how your career ends up any way you have rehab written
All over you ..you'll be one of those guys all strung out looking like a living corpse ...or maybe you'll be
One of those guys on death watch ?? ...yea a depressed miserable waste of human life one overdose way
From becoming the next dead wrestler . Naa your to prideful for that right ? You'll mostly likely prostitute your name
And shoot interviews damn near anything for money lol perhaps a alittle ddp yoga ? ...you got a hell of a future in front
Of you there bro ....however guys like me go on to become future world champions mainevent stars and living legends
I have mega star written all over me ...so enjoy it party it up mr rockstar while I accomplish great things you'll. become
The next Scotthall except the difference will be nobody will give a fuck about you ...hahaa the countdown begins now...
Enjoy