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Why bring a bitch to an actual fight? - Tommy Gunn - 09-10-2014
Shut the fuck up Liz.
Sorry, that was rude. Allow me to explain myself.
You see I just got off the phone with my great Aunt Sue. She's a sweet lady, a bit hard of hearing but at 97 she's still sharp as a tack.
Anyway, my Aunt called me because she's a huge wrestling fan. In fact, she is the only wrestling fan in the family and with her favorite great nephew now a professional wrestler, well, she's pretty fucking excited about that.
She called me because she wanted to let me know that you Liz filmed two promos the day before your match, she said that was very unlike you so she wanted me to be aware of it. She also said and I quote "Sarah Palin set women back enough, we don't need that stupid cunt Liz Hathaway finishing the job."
Now a couple of takeaways from that sentence. First and foremost I am a Republic, makes sense right since I love guns and all. Secondly Sarah Palin is a fine piece of American Ass but she is not what most people would call smart. In fact, most people would probably call her mentally
, so the fact that my Aunt is comparing you to her is truly something that you Liz should hold your head up high about. Be proud. And lastly yes, my great Aunt of 97 years young still uses the word cunt. A fascinating lady truly. Now I am all for equal rights. If women want to go out into the work place and earn some money I say let them. I'm not the type of guy to just make blanket statements like all women should be in the kitchen making sandwiches. That's not me. I knew a woman in the Army. A great girl from Alabama. That was until a IED went off and sent that great girl in 50 different directions. But if women can be in the Army than why not in the professional wrestling ring?
Well......let me tell you why, and look no further than Liz Hathaway.
After I put down the phone I decided to fire up the TV and watch these two promos and let me tell you they were a sight to behold. Never in my life have I heard someone so uneducated, so delusional rant as long and as hard as you have. If there was a purple heart for stupidity you would have two.
I sat in my chair for a few minutes stunned at what I had just heard and after the initial shock set in I then contemplating how to respond. Do I just go through your promos line by line and rip shit apart? Do I just ignore everything you said and go on some half cocked and completely fabricated rant like you did? Or do I just sit here and think to myself, is this what little white bitches who are too good for McDonalds but too stupid to be a secretary do for a living? Get their face kicked in by real actual professional wrestlers? Is that what this world has come to? Out of the kitchen and into the morgue?
Well Liz, since you like to talk, non fucking stop I might add, allow me to respond to some of your bullshit. I'll start with your first promo since that was the meatiest of the two.
I could address the whole "weakest link" notion but even if what you were saying is true, which it isn't, being the weakest link in the Heyman Alliance is better than being the weakest link on a team of one. Liz the day you find yourself aligned with anyone stupid enough to say "you know what, that Liz Hathaway is a bad bitch, let's add her to the team." Is the day you suddenly sport a pair of real tits. Not those lady lumps that Eli James has had since the 3rd grade.
I find it amusing that Liz that you would go the "he's gay" route since it's the most overplayed thing since "Pour Some Sugar On Me". I mean seriously Liz that's the best you could come up with? A completely baseball accusation that I'm a
? Why? Oh wait that's right, you didn't actually show any evidence, heaven forbid you do any of the work to back up the bullshit that flows from your mouth. Can't hop off Gilmour's dick? Funny Liz, you seem to spend an awful lot of time talking about Peter yourself. More than me in fact. I actually went through your promos and mine see just who spent more time talking about Peter and spoilers, it was you.
See I am after Peter because I hate little bitches who accept matches and then back out. And that's what Peter did. If he had just followed through with the terms we agreed upon than I would have beaten his ass weeks ago and moved on to something bigger, something better. Well, maybe not bigger, but definitely better. But no, Peter won't face me, he's a scared little bitch as evidence by him accepting a match with my 8 year old nephew. Once I finally get Gilmour in the ring and I kick his ass from bell to bell then I will walk away, never to bother with that chicken parm eating asshole.
You and Peter both hate the Heyman Alliance? Perhaps that's true but we all know that if a single member of the Heyman Alliance helped him win some XWF gold he'd be all over the H.A's nuts like white on rice. Hell the fat fuck has even asked, begged in fact to become a Paul Heyman guy only to get turned down repeatedly. But yeah, you guys have that in common, that and the size of your tits.
You know what I find funny though Liz? Peter Gilmour wasn't too below you recently when you demanded a tag team title shot was he? No, of course he wasn't. You earned that tag title shot forever and a day ago. You could have challenged Sebastian Duke and Griffin MacAlister. You could have even challenged Scorpio and Frodo but you didn't. Why is that? Because you saw Peter Gilmour holding the tag team titles and your eyes lit up like a fat kid in the candy aisle at the grocery store. You saw Peter Gilmour, the feds resident joke and you thought to yourself, here's an easy way to finally get some XWF gold around your waist. And then what happened? Peter and Dim lost the titles so your match with them never happened. Instead you got to be the team no one talked about in the 3 way tag team battle at the Pay Per View. It was the champs, the Heyman Alliance's own Kendall Sawyer and Azrael Erebus, taking on a team Blizza and then there was you and your partner. The team no one cared about, the team no one talked about, and rightfully so because what happened? You and your partner took the pin. Both of you. Congratulations. In a match that was a one fall you both managed to take the fall. That's one hell of a feat let me tell you.
Speaking of leaps and bounds ahead of people, you bring up the other Heyman Alliance members having acquired XWF gold compared to my lack there of as if it's news to me. Were you not paying attention when I actually pointed it out? I've gone on record before talking about it. I'm not in the XWF to add titles. I could give a fuck about being the Universal Champion or the Tag Team Champion or the I fucked your mother raw champion. The irony in all of this is that while you spent the time to point out how little I've accomplished as compared to the others in the Heyman Alliance you failed to mention how even still I've accomplished more than you have in a fraction of the time. First ever RTX champion. Former Ark/Heavy Metal Weight Champion. What have you done Liz? Besides mouth off to the wrong motehr fucker. What titles have you won Liz?
It amuses me that you would make a remark about me trying to turn your words against you when you tried to employ that very same strategy against me.
See what I said was mid card, what you heard was mid level. Do you not understand the difference? Mid card is where I am generally booked on a show's card. Mid level is what you are. Ironically enough I've actually been booked in two main events despite only having a handful of matches. How many main events have you been in Liz? How many have you won? Good for you, you beat up 3 basic bitches that no one has ever fucking heard of while I go out and kick the ever living fuck out of Griffin MacAlister.
You think being a realist means I lack confidence? Is that what you are going with? I'm glad that you can look at your record and be confident, it will make beating you down that much sweeter.
Maybe after you are done with your truly unparalleled wrestling career you can try your hand at arm chair Psychologist. After all you think me asking a question one fucking time means I have Alzheimer's. That's special. Keep throwing shit on the wall hoping something sticks. Based on your win lose record that strategy has clearly served you will in the past.
Tell you what Liz, do the smart thing, listen to my Aunt and just shut the fuck up, the more you sound like the dumbest bitch on the short bus.