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I Ain't No Mindreader *Rp1* - Scully - 09-05-2014
*I Ain't No Mindreader*
On September 6, 2014 at The Dark Knight Arena in Gotham City, Illinois. The home of Batman. I will be teaming up in my first tag team match of my XWF career. The match is dubbed the dynamic duo match. With an elimination style stipulation. My tag team partner, the RTX Champion, Guppy Parsh. Who actually resembles Batman quite alot. So this show should be right up he's street. The event I'm talking about is the Super Shove It Weekend show. I have never met Guppy Parsh, nevermind teaming up with him. Judging by his personality, I can't see us coexisting very well but we are here to win. Or I am anyway. Whether we work together or I have to do it by myself, as long as I'm victorious then I don't give a damn. Our opponents are Clean Lucena & Luna Hightower. Clean is one third of the Trio Tag Team Champions and Luna, well Luna is just Luna. Admittedly I'm not a team player, but I will do whatever it takes whether it's "clean" or dirty to have my hand raised.
I had not long woke up in my home and I just had a shower. I had my towel wrapped around my waist when I turned the TV on. The Spiderman cartoon from 1967 just started and I sat on the edge of my king size bed, watching it.
After about twenty minutes, it finished. That was old school. A bit cheesy at times and I can't believe I watched it till the end. I never normally watched this sort of thing but Spiderman was probably my favourite super hero. Although I was more in to villains. I thought I'd better crack on. I fancied a Mocha from my local Starbucks. I didn't have to dry myself off as I was definitely dry by now. I put on my Blue and pink Armani boxer shorts. And red socks with stars on. I spray some Nivea deodorant and look in my wardrobe at my T-shirts. Hmmmm... I fancied wearing my blue Superman t-shirt. I put on a pair of dark blue, Ralph Lauren jeans and my white and black Adidas trainers. I go in to my bedroom and brush my teeth. I style my hair with V05 wax. Slap on some Jean Paul aftershave and check myself out in the mirror. I turn the TV off, grab my wallet and leave the house. I decided to walk as it wasn't that far from my house. It was pretty quiet out as it was still early. I arrive at Starbucks after fifteen minutes and walk up to the counter. There we're only a couple of people inside. A pretty, blonde with big boobs serves me. She must have been new as I hadn't seen her in here before. The shop assistant looks a little shy as she smiles and strokes her hair behind her ear
Shop Assistant " Hello, what can I get for you, sir?"
Before I can answer I then hear the young lady say, "How about a nice blow job, gorgeous?" I looked at her thinking I was loosing my marbles. Did I just hear that? Her lips weren't moving so I was confused. I look at her name badge, her name is Natalie and I reply
Scully "A large Mocha please, Natalie and one of those chocolate chip cookies. Cheers"
Natalie "Please take a seat and I'll bring it over to you".
I smile at Natalie and to proceed to walk over to a table. I then hear her say "I'm sure that's Scully. The Wrestler. He is so hot!". I turn around and she just smiles at me as she continues to make my Mocha. I needed to wake up. I don't think she actually said those words out loud. Hopefully the Mocha would help.
I take a seat and then hear a man's voice say, "I hate my life". I turn to my left and see a rough looking guy finishing his drink. He looked depressed. I don't know why I could hear voices as no one was actually saying these things.
I decide to take my mind of it and have a look at today's newspaper which is on the table. I was flicking through the pages. Natalie comes over with my Mocha so I lift the paper up so she place it down. She rubs her cleavage in my face. I look up as she looks at me seductively and appears to say "Suck em Big boy". But once again her lips weren't moving.
Scully "Thanks babe"
Natalie "Your welcome, sir.... Erm... You're that Wrestler right? Scully?
Scully "I am indeed. You watch wrestling then?"
Natalie "Not really. Well I watch a little, sometimes. My brother, Jack is a big fan of Xtreme Wrestling Federation but he isn't a fan of you."
Scully "Wow.... Insult your customers, hey?"
Natalie "I'm sorry. I didn't mean anything by it."
With that apology, Natalie walks off looking embarrassed. I stare at her as I hear her say "Natalie, you and your big mouth.. God I'm such an idiot!". What the hell I was going on? I shake it off and look back at the paper in front of me. I drink some of my Mocha.
I started reading a an special article titled "who is the most dominant superhero?". They had two double pages of this. With pictures, they're strengths and weaknesses. They had Spiderman, Batman, Superman, Hulk, Iron Man, Wolverine, Captain America. Well all the X-men and Avengers actually. Even the Teenage Mutant heroes. Loads and for reader's to vote online, on the papers website. I get a little engrossed in the article until I hear a voice say "He thinks he's tough". I look up and some big body building guy is looking at me as he is leaving. I jump up out my seat and shout at the big guy grabbing his attention.
Scully "What did you say?"
Big guy "I didn't say anything, man... Jeez.
Scully "Man? I ain't just any man!
Big guy "I'm sorry... I don't want any trouble"
I nod my head, as in to say ok just leave it as that. I then hear the big guy say "Jack ass!" I follow him out of the door. He starts running away. Today was getting on my nerves. I just let him go and walk back into Starbucks. I walk back over to my seat and continue to read the article. I eat my cookie pretty quickly. I then drink the rest of my Mocha. I had to leave, I had a headache from all these voices. I walk up to the till to pay.
Scully "Can I have my bill please? I would like to pay."
Natalie "There you go, sir."
Natalie passes me the bill. I look at it and get my wallet out. I get ten dollars out and hand it to Natalie.
Scully "Keep the change"
Natalie "Thank you. I apologise for earlier."
Scully "Do you know what will make me forgive you?.... A selfie with myself.... See how your bro likes that!"
Natalie's face lights up with excitement.
Natalie "Really? Wow... That would be amazing".
I get my Samsung Galaxy S5 mobile phone out of my pocket as Natalie gets her iPhone 4 out. I guess she couldn't afford the next one up. We take a picture on her phone first and she surprisingly kisses me on the cheek for that. For the photo on my phone we just smile. I put my mobile back in my pocket as Natalie just stares at hers.
Scully "Anyway I have to go... So I'll see you later
Natalie "Thank you... Thank you.. I love you"
I turn and walk away. That was a bit full on. Nevermind. I then hear Natalie say "I so want him!" I'm not a puppy. I just ignore it and leave Starbucks. My head was all over the place.