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The Last Call (RP#5) - LH Harrison - 09-01-2014
It's a bright and sunny day in Hope, AR on August 29th as the Inspirational One loads up his car in as he's about to head towards Columbus, Ohio. He loads a duffel bag into the back of his old truck when he notices a red stain on the side of it. He rotates the bag so it can't be seen. He winks at the camera with a grin.
Oh don't worry about that. It'll all be revealed in good enough time.
His wife exits the house and hugs him with her hands around his neck. He hugs her back passionately as he twirls her about himself. He sets her down and they meet eyes.
I love you, Henry Davis.
And I love you, Jessica Davis. Someday we'll make beautiful children.
He chuckles as she giggles. The two girls come out right on cue and extend their small arms up for a hug. LH picks up both of the girls with an arm each. He kisses the tops of their heads. He tells them he loves them and they say it back. LH sets them down, and they chase one another in the front yard. LH laughs at their silliness. He looks at Jessica and she seems concerned.
What is it, baby?
Every time you go into that ring, something changes about you. The first match, you started hanging out with an 80's Rocker. Granted you picked up a few things I've enjoyed...
She bites her lip at the mention.
...but before then you'd never bring home a guy like that to be around your kids. Then after your second match with Cain and all, you murdered a man. Alas it was self defense, but the ol' LH would've never done that. Then during your third match, you beat a guy afterwards until he was a bloody pulp. So you can see my concern love.
Jessica leans her head against his chest and he holds her close.
I'm sorry for putting you through all of this baby. I promise that all that is behind us. I'm back to my good ol' LH.
She looks up at him and kisses him.
Well good luck baby. We'll see you next week.
He walks over to the truck and fires it up. He begins backing out of the driveway and waves at the kids and Jessica as they are waving enthusiastically back at him. LH begins moving down the road at a safe speed.
Alright, now it's time to get serious.
Geez I sounded like Lance Storm there. 'Let me get serious for a moment.'
LH laughs at his own joke, but straightens up.
I already went through the entire cast list of rookies (and one veteran) so let's focus on the ones that'll actually be a problem.
Speaking of problems, it seems Mr. Fame is having just a pickle of a time with his driver situation. That is why I only drive myself. I know I can drive so why would I let some other person behind the wheel of my car? After all, the last time I was in a car that wasn't driven by me, I wrecked. How's that for proof? Anyways, Mr. Fame, being as your from the great state of Arizona, you may have forgotten just exactly where Columbus is. Which is weird. You're sure you've lived in the United States all of your life? Because it's the biggest city in OHIO. Yes, I know it's confusing with both cities starting with the letter O, but stay with me. Columbus is the 15th most populated city in the United States. You may want to take a look at a map while you wait for your plane ticket. You may also want to actually step into the wrestling ring? Four years can add an immense amount of ring rust if you aren't careful.
Now onto the good doctor. The story behind your assistant is perplexing as he seems to be he's dying slowly from your care. Hell, he got shot in the chest, and he acted as if nothing happened?! Yet you want to do that to the vast majority of the roster? I think I'll pass, but thank you. Also Dr. D'Ville, you state that I don't know what's right from wrong? Well in all actuality, being Inspirational is right. All else is wrong. You'll begin thinking the same thing on Monday when your two feet hit the floor after I've tossed you out.
Ivan Faust?! Well you waited until the last second to let us know you planned on attending didn't you? The main issue Mr. Faust has is that he doesn't even wrestle. Not one day in his entire life has been in the ring. He doesn't even WANT to be here. His brother signed him up as a way to get the junkie out of the house. Well junkie, I have a three-step program that helped my brother out of a similar situation.
1) Think about your brother, your family, and those around you that your habit affects.
2) Drop the habit cold turkey.
3) Find something worth investing your time in.
4) Let someone know that you quit and ask them to aid you in keeping sober.
5) Find me, and I will set you on your way to being truly... Inspirational.
Next we have Kristin Silver, but her scene seems to not have changed at all since last time. I just hope her friend is nearby to give her a Kleenex as she leaves the arena with anything but the victory.
Then there is James Shelby who I am confused by. He seems to refer to himself as James Shelby yet everyone around him calls him Tommy. Either Tommy is his middle name or he has a serious case of split-personality disorder. Oh and let me tell you, Mr. Shelby. I have a lot of experience in that department. If you ever need any sort of help figuring out just who you are.... let me know.
LH rearranges himself in his seat as he hits I-67 heading North towards Little Rock.
I feel...vilified. As if these people don't quit understand LH Harrison. They vilify about me to all who will listen, but they don't understand. I am the Inspiration. I killed a man solely because of my interactions with three men. Thus LH 1:1 was born. 'Three men cometh, three men impact, three men will fall.' That is the first verse of the book of LH. It will be completed in due time. Now it's time to make the second verse.
'Eleven enter with intentions to destroy, alas what they intend to destroy is impenetrable. Eleven failed attempts to hamper the most true essence in the world: Fairness.' LH 1:2.
LH smiles as he continues driving flawlessly without any deterrent.