Greetings from this long-forgotten narrator. I understand it's been a while, but I feel like you guys should know about what was seen just last night when a spirit visited us here in Zero Labs. It was approximately 2715 here in Parts Unknown when the woman walked into the lab. She forced the Minions not to expose what was shown, but since I'm not of their number, I figured it couldn't hurt anything if I did. Anyway, she had the very cliched crystal ball and started spouting off some jargon that wouldn't make sense in any dimension, but suddenly...it whirred and began to glow.

Then...

THIS.


She offered no explanation of it's meaning. One could be justified in believing this is a vision from the past, but of course, the night Dr. Zero conquered Eli James IV and the cowardly one with no honor, Dr. Zero had left his jorts at the office.

Interesting, indeed.

Also, from what I'm able to gather, the Minions can't be let down. They're mindless. That's sort of the point, I believe. Even if this weren't true, Dr. Zero only serves himself. Something I would say the two of you seem to have in common.