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XWF Signs Wolverina - Wolverina - 08-14-2014
XWF Exclusive
Report by Buster Cherry
Sources in the "know" have confirmed the signing of Wolverina. This new addition to the roster will surely catapult ratings as she is viewed by many in the wrestling community as the most dominant female wrestler of our generation and one of the best pound-for-pound competitors in the industry. She has competed in several other promotions, and has accrued the following championships:
GHW World Title x1
GHW Tag Title x2
GHW King of the Deathmatch x1
EVPW TV Title x2
XWA Women's Title x 1
Her resume is quite impressive aside from the list of championship reigns. Fans have dubbed her the People's Princess and she is one of the most google searched female wrestlers on the internet. Wolverina has also dabbled in a few movies as well. We do not know her plans once getting here, but we can assure you some five star matches are imminent.
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OOC: The titles list is real. I have been in those feds and won those titles. However two of the feds are now closed and I left the other one due to poor attitude among the GMs. :-(
XWF Signs Wolverina - Mia Dim - 08-14-2014
LET ME SUCK ON THEM TITTIES BITCH.
XWF Signs Wolverina - Wolverina - 08-14-2014
*Shoots your face with milk missiles from them*
RE: XWF Signs Wolverina - SwagMire - 08-14-2014
"U of M, or O S U?"
RE: XWF Signs Wolverina - Scorpio - 08-14-2014
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XWF Signs Wolverina - Darren Dangerous - 08-14-2014
Jesus Christ guys... all of you act like you've never seen a woman before. With that said, I've been in a porno and am skillfully trained in the art of pussy eating and kama sutra positions.
RE: XWF Signs Wolverina - SwagMire - 08-14-2014
Yeah, Dim and Scorp hit on everything. I just want to know what college the girl named after a college supports."
XWF Signs Wolverina - Vincent Lane - 08-14-2014
Bet it's just an X-men thing.
XWF Signs Wolverina - Griffin - 08-14-2014
Vinnie if this chicks goes for you bring her back to the nest for me okay? Also just realized what your music is. I knew there was a reason i liked you.
RE: XWF Signs Wolverina - Vincent Lane - 08-14-2014
I assumed it was my rad style and my awesome personality. And the way I get more ass than a Taco Bell toilet seat.
XWF Signs Wolverina - Griffin - 08-14-2014
Those are also admirable traits.
XWF Signs Wolverina - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-14-2014
hey hot stuff
RE: XWF Signs Wolverina - Vincent Lane - 08-14-2014
Thanks for the compliment, Pete, but I don't swing that way.
RE: XWF Signs Wolverina - Scorpio - 08-14-2014
(08-14-2014, 09:25 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: hey hot stuff
And this is why every woman you "love" leaves you.
XWF Signs Wolverina - Clean Lucena - 08-15-2014
The fuck are you doing out of the kitchen
XWF Signs Wolverina - Zoey Ryback - 08-15-2014
Shoots her a nod as she passes.
"Whats Up."
RE: XWF Signs Wolverina - Scorpio - 08-15-2014
(08-15-2014, 12:59 PM)Zoey Ryback Said: Shoots her a nod as she passes.
"Whats Up."
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XWF Signs Wolverina - Kaiser - 08-15-2014
"Misogyny levels critical. No one can say hello without mentioning titties."
XWF Signs Wolverina - SwagMire - 08-15-2014
"Hi. I don't give a fuck about her titties, or her white creamy skin, and her lovely white girl ass. I just want to know where she stands on a simple rivalry. God fucking damn. Fucking perverts scared her off."
XWF Signs Wolverina - Kaiser - 08-15-2014
"Jezzuss giys... y'all act like ya never seen a chick before... with that said I am greaaaaattt at eating pusssssi. OK hardcore holly."
XWF Signs Wolverina - Darren Dangerous - 08-16-2014
You bastards scared her off.
RE: XWF Signs Wolverina - Neonero - 08-16-2014
To be fair, if she wanted class, she'd have hopped in another pond to be frogged.
RE: XWF Signs Wolverina - Peter Fn Gilmour - 08-16-2014
(08-16-2014, 10:29 AM)Darren Dangerous Said: You bastards scared her off.
cuz they're all
dude...
RE: XWF Signs Wolverina - Blizzard - 08-16-2014
DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU PREGNATE?