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Partner Huntin - Martin O'Connor - 03-12-2013 The Olympic Trumpet fan fare music plays throughout the arena. and marching down to the stage is Martin O'connor who with flex of his muscles sends red white and blue fireworks into air as Old Glory the American Flag drops down behind and the crowd shouts U.S.A! U.SA! U.S.A! U.S.A! he marches to the ring as the announcer says "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME...THE ORIGINAL CAPTAIN AMERICA: MAAAAARRRRTINNN O'CONNNNOOORRRRR he takes the Mic and makes an announcement "folks, i'm makin this message short and sweet Saturday night I take on the X-Ttremist Bryce for a right to be named #1 contender to the tag belts held by gilmour and mystery so right now i'm opening the door to the first person MAN OR WOMAN that wants to step out here cause I'm going PARTNER HUNTIN people!" with that he drops the mic and sits on a top turnbuckle waiting for someone TBC BY ANYONE Partner Huntin - C Y R E N - 03-12-2013 Cyren drops from the roof and lands on his feet in front of O'Connor. BloodKnight Rogue: I'll be happy to extend my services to you as well. After this, Cyren takes a mirror and smashes it over his own face, lacerations and abrasions being created in a sinister symphony. Through his Crimson Mask he leans in close, whispering in O'Connor's ear. BloodKnight Rogue: I'll take you to Olympus... Partner Huntin - Martin O'Connor - 03-12-2013 "is that right Cyren? hmm? I like your style I must say I am very much impressed by what I see from you and have seen you're no Sebastian Duke the guy I had originally wanted as my partner because he has had the most experience against Gilmour and Mystery the men I'm looking to take out for their gold but that doesn't mean that this wont be the start of a beautiful partnership!" he says extending his hand Partner Huntin - C Y R E N - 03-12-2013 Cyren shakes the offered hand and then pulls out a gun and shoots Steve Sayors at ringside. Partner Huntin - Martin O'Connor - 03-12-2013 Martin looks on as Sayors ducks and runs for it "problem with that guy?" Partner Huntin - Sayors - 03-12-2013 Sayors has had enough. He hobbles over to an anti tank missile launcher and fires! BOOM NIGGA! Cyren is sent sailing 5,028 feet and lands on the dinner table of HOGM. HOGM: Yummy! Time to feast! Partner Huntin - C Y R E N - 03-12-2013 Cyren wipes away some dirt from his shirt where the missile had hit him. He looks at HOGM. Looks back at Steve Sayors. Says fuck it and tosses HOGM at the SS. Runs for his life. Partner Huntin - Martin O'Connor - 03-12-2013 "umm ookay then" Martin Says getting back in the ring after diving out of the way of Sayors missile Partner Huntin - Sayors - 03-12-2013 Sayors unzips his pants and a thick stream of yellow urine shoots out as hard as a firehose. HOGM opens her mouth and takes it all in. Sayors: So tell me Mr. O'Connor do you have any comments for the world about your newly found partner? Didn't he also accept Bryce's invitation for a partner? Are you ok with him double dipping like that, and not using protection? Partner Huntin - Martin O'Connor - 03-12-2013 ""to be honest I dont know I mean on one hand i'm ok with it but on the flipside of the coin sayors I dont know of his intentions whether I can trust him or if he's gonna backstab me which if he does there's gonna be hell to pay he says he'll take to olympus well if he backstabs me the only place he'll be going is to HADES Partner Huntin - Sayors - 03-12-2013 Steve Sayors: Maybe you will have to backstabs him first? Why not get the early jump on this chump who tried to kill me by shooting me? Why not ask Head Of Gilmour's Mother to be your partner instead? She is hungry to get back into action. Partner Huntin - Martin O'Connor - 03-12-2013 "Glmour's Mother? cmon you really think she'd betray her own son? even I know better than to believe that shit Sayors good though she may be" Partner Huntin - Sayors - 03-12-2013 Steve adjusts his glasses and blows his nose nose. Sayors: But you don't know the history because before you got here HOGM was all over Peter like white on rice. She wants the chance to show him that she still calls the shots in his life. She is just a severed head though so I warn you that things get tricky when teaming with her, although there was that time she took the body of AJ Styles and attached herself to it temporarily. All of a sudden there is some rumbling and firecrackers heard. All of sudden, a foot steps into the room. Everyone gasps. Cyren: Whaaa... Then the left half of the body comes in, and finally, the HEAD (Of Gilmour's Mom). HOGM shows her full self as her head sewed onto the body of another human being. HOGM stretches out her new pair of arms. Martin's jaw drops in amazement. Sayors: See? She can be quite for formidable partner if you will give her a chance. HOGM: C'mon sonny let me team up with ya and teach my baby boy a lesson! I can't believe he didn't pick me as his mystery partner and now I will discipline him. Partner Huntin - Martin O'Connor - 03-12-2013 "hmmmm" Martin Contemplates it a bit "I think what I'd like is to see just some of the stuff you can do andif ypou're really as good Sayors here makes you out to then I see there being no problem in us being partners HOGM" Partner Huntin - Sayors - 03-12-2013 HOGM has already run off to test her new body in the sport of running after children and trying to eat them. Sayors: Well she's gone already but I will be sure to relay the message. If nobody else steps up to the plate, HOGM might be your best bet for a partner because she's scary as fuck! Did you see all those kids scatter for their lives when she came chomping at them, spitting acid and teeth? Partner Huntin - Martin O'Connor - 03-12-2013 "yeah I saw it and she may be just the thing to help me deal with Mr Mystery successfully while I take on Gilmour " Martin says with a nod "cause I know he's gonna be relying on him a great deal" Partner Huntin - Sayors - 03-12-2013 Sayors: I wonder if Mystery or Gilmour or anyone else for that matter has anything they'd like to share on this matter? (to be continued by anyone or anything?) Partner Huntin - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 03-12-2013 Mistery Mystery gets out of a cab but tells the driver to wait for him, which the driver agrees to do since Mystery has actually taken the driver's keys and his wallet as insurance. The driver sweats bullets as he watches, hoping and praying that Mistery Mystery isn't here to commit a murder and use him as the getaway car. Mystery looks at Steve Sayors and then turns his attention to Martin O'Connor. Wait for it- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! -there it is; the only appropriate reaction to the thought of Martin and any partner standing a chance against invincibility personified. Oh Martin, dear child -- you'd need about six partners if you hope to stand a chance against Peter and this indestructible phenomenon known as Mister Mystery 17 31707 1; and even then you'd only stand a slim chance of surviving but still zero chance of actually walking away with my gold. You're about as useless as a pair of tongs in a bathroom -- the only thing you'd be good for is fishing lumps of shit out of the toilet but nobody around here, as far as I know, wants to actually do that. He turns his attention toward Cyren, wondering if he has jumped to conclusions and made a mistake in that analogy. Partner Huntin - C Y R E N - 03-12-2013 Cyren fishes a piece of feces out of a bathroom stall, running up to Mister Mystery. Cyren sticks it in his mouth and chews the poo. He then spits it all over Mystery's face. Partner Huntin - Sayors - 03-12-2013 Steve begins to throw up in his mouth but holds it in. He runs off to conduct interviews with other stars. Partner Huntin - C Y R E N - 03-12-2013 Cyren grabs Steve by his collar as the bulky man tries to run away. Spinning Sayors around, Cyren regurgitates and begins to puke the fecal concoction directly into Steve's mouth. CYREN: You no done here. You drink vomit-poo! Partner Huntin - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 03-12-2013 Mister Mystery removes his shit-covered hockey mask to reveal a clean hockey mask underneath. He places the filthy hockey mask over the camera so nobody can see his face while he lifts his second mask up to help puke into the mouth of Steve Sayors. Once finished, he smears the shit covered hockey mask up against Cyren's face and walks back to his waiting cab -- presumably grinning underneath the clean hockey mask but we'll never know, will we? I'll leave you guys to continue playing with Martin since my presence alone is a risk to your very lives. Just remember what I said, O'Connor. I'll see you Saturday when I help enforce your match against that equally pathetic opponent of yours. Maybe you and Bryce should be the ones teaming up; you think? He enters the cab and returns the keys to the driver but keeps the wallet. Drive; shit stain...Drive. Partner Huntin - C Y R E N - 03-12-2013 Believing Mystery to have mistakenly taken Martin's wallet, Cyren catches up with the vehicle. He jumps on top of the hood. His arm turns into liquid metal and then reforms into the shape of a blade. Stabbing downward through the engine block, he grins. The car dies in an abrupt stop. Walking around the vehicle, Cyren opens the passenger door and dangles Mystery's wallet in front of him, all the while his previously shitty hockey mask clinging to the back of Cyren's head. Cyren props the shitty Jason mask on, leans in and pats Mystery on the head. "Be a good boy." He hands him his wallet. RE: Partner Huntin - Peter Fn Gilmour - 03-12-2013 martin and bryce will learn not to fuck with the most evil men in the XWF and the greatest tag team EVER! |