My cock is hard! - Printable Version

My cock is hard! - Printable Version

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My cock is hard! - Danny Scott - 07-10-2014

Hello everybody, my name is Danny Scott. If you don't like it you can suck a teabag! I'm from England WHERE EVERYDAY I'M STUCK IN FUCKING TRAFFIC. Some fun facts about me are,

My asshole looks like a cheerio
I once called in sick because my cock was broke
I fucking hate apples
I shoved a teabag up my mom's bumhole
I love screaming at people when their overtaking me on the highway
My friend Stan cries when he masturbates
I'm very forward to my girlfriend and say things to her such as, "YOUR TITS ARE GOOD!" "ANAL" "PENETRATION" "TRIM YOUR BUSH"
I told my dad I love cock.
I once locked my girlfriend up in a cage because she thought it was 'talky talky' time during the big game

Those are pretty much some basic facts about me. And that's pretty much it. Also, MY DICK'S HARD.

My cock is hard! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-10-2014

another loser..

RE: My cock is hard! - Danny Scott - 07-10-2014

I believe we did, mate!

RE: My cock is hard! - Rain - 07-11-2014

(07-10-2014, 09:21 AM)Peter Frickin Paramore Said: another..

//fixed

My cock is hard! - Rain - 07-11-2014

R: You're raYne 2.0.

R: Allow that to sink in for a moment.

--Reeve