Now accepting jobs - Printable Version

Now accepting jobs - Printable Version

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Now accepting jobs - DOCA_HVP2014 - 07-04-2014

Copies of the following piece of paper were stapled to the halls of the locker room area recently.

The Department of Corrective Assault, HVP district is now accepting custom HITs from XWF roster members, their families and their friends.

What this means for you ~ You may be on the receiving end of a paid strike if one of your foes acquires the services of DOCA HVP before you do.

What kinds of hits can be done ~ Virtually anything within reason that will not result in death. The purpose of DOCA is to issue corrective action through bludgeoning, maiming, often times torturing. The more you are willing to pay, the more say you have in what precise actions are taken against your intended recipient.

Full transparency ~ You will be given 100% credit for the assault and for the message, if any, that it is intended to send in the process.

Full privacy ~ If you prefer to not be known as the source behind the corrective assault, your identity will remain hidden.

Framing is OK ~ If you'd like to have a message delivered that falsely puts the blame on another party being behind the assault, the DOCA is accepting of this practice for a small additional fee.

DOCA HVP looks forward to your business.

ooc - If you want me to do a hit PM me the details.

RE: Now accepting jobs - Mafia Men - 07-04-2014

You're just another pretender to the throne. You won't last. Just another fly by nighter.

But for the Mafia Men, we're here to stay.

RE: Now accepting jobs - Mafia Men - 07-05-2014

(07-04-2014, 10:57 PM)Shelby Cobra Said: "Shut the fuck up Wob men. no one gives a shit about you three. Hell I can kick all three of your asses."

Sorry who the fuck are you when you're at home woman?

We'd like to see you try.

We like to say bring it biatch.

RE: Now accepting jobs - Mafia Men - 07-05-2014

Done. We've accepted your challenge for the 14th.

RE: Now accepting jobs - DOCA_HVP2014 - 07-08-2014

The Department of Corrective Assault HVP division has made its representative heard through the following presentation.

Hey doosh bags, I like your new poster that's been going around in the back,

Tool bags. Ha ha, taking on a three on one advantage over a girl. She's hot and therefore will beat thy wop man ass. . . . Oh yeah but not before I'm done beating that wop man ass this week.

Now accepting jobs - Sid Feder - 07-08-2014

Oh wow, a guy offering to be a hired hitman. This is a first in XWF.

Go beat up Tony Santos and shove his head into a toilet filled with shit that a whole family of Indian people took a hot steaming shit into right before. What's yer price, son?

Déjà vu.