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bELIeving the lie. - Theo Pryce - 06-04-2014
As the scene opens up we see a small private jet with the Pryce Industries logo affixed to the side rolling up to the gate at the Biloxi Regional Regional Airport in Gulfport Mississippi. Stepping out of the plane is Theo Pryce, following him around as is often the case is a cameraman from the XWF.
“So I guess the XWF wants me to do one more of these before I take part in the Trios Title Match. I’ll be honest, having reached the top of the mountain, having been the King of the XWF, a title that denotes being the top singles wrestler in this federation I have thought long and hard about what my follow up act would be. At first I thought the tag team titles, sure why not, who doesn’t want to be part of a dominate tag team like Sebastian Duke and Griffin MacAlister used to be before they allowed petty bullshit to submarine them? That sounds like fun, maybe one day. Both Mark and Luca would make excellent partners but how could I leave one of them out? That just seems wrong. And so here we are, the trios titles. To me there is something special about being a part of a team that can kick ass while also having a lot of fun. Thus the genesis that is High Society. Who doesn’t love beating people’s faces in with their friends? I’m the luckiest guy in the world. I’m rich. I’m good looking. In no time flat I went from a no body in the XWF to the top guy and now, now along with Luca and Mark the three of us will walk into Biloxi the challengers and walk out the champions.”
A young child maybe 7 or 8 stops Theo as he makes his way through the airport and asks for an autograph and in typical Theo fashion he reaches down, and signs the kid’s hat but not before taking a moment to make eyes with the boys extremely attractive mother. The woman, slightly flustered by Theo’s award winning smile is helpless but to smile back before looking down at the ground, almost embarrassed at her reaction.
The young boy looks down at the brim of his hat to see what his idol Theo Pryce wrote.
| Your mom is a M.I.L.F ~ Your Hero Theo Pryce |
The boy looks over at his mom and asks “Mommy, what is a MILF?” The woman’s head snaps up and looks at Theo, a look of disgust replacing the smile she once had.
“Keep it real kid.”
Theo pats the kid on the back and continues on his way, the camera man matching him step for step. It’s a wonder the guy doesn’t run into more things with his whole focus being on Theo and what he is doing and not where he, the camera man is going.
“Let’s talk about Eli James for a few minutes shall we?”
Theo reaches into his black messenger back, pulls out his Ipad, and within a few moments one of Eli’s recent promos “The Unbeatable Video Game” starts playing. Theo fasts forwards to the end because pretty much everything before that was sleep inducing.
“Ahhh, here it is.”
Quote: They more specifically want to kill Eli James.
“Do we? I don’t want to speak for Mark or Luca, maybe they do, who the hell knows with those two but me specifically? I never said I wanted to kill you. Not now, not even prior to the Pay Per View. What good does killing you do? Why remove you from this world when I get so much entertainment out of watching you fall flat on your face trying to spread your message?”
Quote: You cannot kill me or end me. No matter what you try and do.. you will never succeed at that.
“Well then it’s a good thing I’m not wasting my time trying. The Company never tried to end you. We tried and succeeded at ending your reign as XWF Owner a fact that you can not deny, but we never sought to end you like you ended Shane
and The Administrator, that was not the playbook we were using. We had one goal and I was very clear and very upfront about it since the second The Company formed. The footage is there. Here I’ll play it for you so that you don’t have to waste your time trying to find it.”Quote: THEO PRYCE: “Ladies and Gentlemen we are "The Company" and we are the future of the XWF. Eli James may be the owner for moment but his time will be short lived. You all wanted change, many of you wanted Shane
“You see, at no point did I talk about ending you Eli James, I talked about ending your tenure as owner, I talked about how that was The Company’s only agenda item and just like I said before the Pay Per View if The Company succeeded in that effort than the Company would be disbanded having served it’s purpose. And true to my word what happened? You lost at the Pay Per View and at the very next XWF event, The Company was disbanded. You see how that works? When a person sticks to their story instead of just making one up like you tend to do? It’s much easier to remember details when those details aren’t fabrications. Speaking of, you just uploaded a new promo, let's take a look at what lies you decided to throw out in a last ditch effort."
Quote:Do you know who doesn't? Your heroes Theo Pryce, Mark Flynn, and even the coke addict Luca Arzegotti.
"Tell me Eli, when did I or Mark or Luca ever describe ourselves as heroes? Go on show some proof of this radical claim. Wait, I don't know why I even bother. You have still not provided any proof to support any of the claims you've made despite me repeatedly asking you for it. Tell you what, I'll even show you an example of how one shows proof to support a claim. Are you ready? Here it goes. And I will even use your own words against you, because you make it so fucking easy."
Quote:I'm evil because I preach things that oppose your lifestyle. I'm evil because I brought justice to a chaotic place.
"No Eli. You are evil because you killed Shane
and the Administrator. Not because you preach bullshit, you aren't original there no matter how much you claim to be. You see what I did there. You made a claim about why I claim you are evil and not only did I debunk that notion but i also gave you the real reason why I think you are evil and I even cited not one but two examples to support my claim. See how that works? It's so easy I bet your caveman Elisha could do it.Quote:Theo says I had a promo that had Azrael mostly talking. People see what they want to see.
"No, I see what you uploaded onto the XWF website and took credit for. That would be similar to a guy getting a Co Author credit when all they did was write the foreward. Nice try."
Quote:This, ladies and gentlemen, is your hero. That is why Theo Pryce was your King at one point. This is the one who beat Elisha. This is the man that led the Company to victory. Wait.. heh.. that last one was just in his mind.
"World War X. March 16th. 9:37 pm. I kicked the shit out of you.."
Quote:Theodore may mean 'gift from God' but let's be honest... it doesn't say which God and a gift can be a good thing or a sucky thing. Looking at you.. it was either a fucked up gift nobody wanted and they just re gifted to get rid of it.. so God didn't really want you with him.... or.. you fit right alongside with the Scientology nutbags. Either way it's not too much to be proud about.
"I suppose you have evidence to support this? Oh wait, for a second there I forgot who I was talking to. You don't support anything, instead you just go off on nonsensical tangents like bringing up my name as if it has some special meaning. My name is my name. Simple as that. Theodore Pryce. Yes, there was a fictional character with the name Theodore, he was a chipmunk. What about it? There was also Theodore Roosevelt, a United States President. Do you want to try and make some connection there as well?"
"Speaking of connections let's talk about my last name since you say fit to do so."
Quote:And what about Theo Pryce. Pryce with a Y. Whoever gave your family last name is a complete idiot. Let's be fucking different and go with the Y instead of the I .. we'll be cool then!
"It's funny that you want to rip on the last name Pryce, with a Y instead of an I. I wonder, would you say the same things to your partner Dim? You know his last name is Pryce also. Look right here on his roster page it says "Davy Pryce."
Quote:Wrestler's Real Name (if applicable): Davy Pryce
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=9072
"Way to go you fucking
. Not only did you fail at trying to be funny but in so doing also inadvertently called out one of your own teammates. No wonder you can't be on the winning team. Ever. Dollars to donuts you were the last kid picked in gym class whenever it came time to pick teams, you know which kid I'm talking about, the one that no one wants. Have you figured it out yet Eli? Every single time you pop up from the ground and spew your bullshit I smack it back down like we were in our own little game of verbal whack a mole."“Don’t you get it yet Eli? I’ve never claimed to be anything other than what I am? An opportunist. I saw an opportunity in being a part of The Black Circle and so I made it happen. I saw an opportunity to take you down by way of The Company, and so I made that happen. And now I see another opportunity, to become one third of the XWF trios champions and in order to do that I have to take you down, you and two of your parents. Shouldn't be too hard, especially when you seem to be excellent in singles competition and dogshit when you need to rely on anyone to help you out. Maybe you aren't a team guy? Perhaps for all your planning and smarts you just aren't good at picking the right people. World War X was a prime example of that, why should this trios match be any different? It would seem to fit the overall pattern with you. Look at where your plans have gotten you, failed owner of the XWF, a guy who faked his own death so he could wash the stench of failure off of him only to return and try and go at the person who stopped him the last time. Brilliant move on your part. Now compare those plans to what I’ve done. Look what my small worldview has gotten me. A spot at the top. Something I know you strive for. You can talk non stop about spreading your message but we all know, at the end of the day you want to be the man. You want to sit atop a literal throne rather than the one you attempt to preach from. That’s why you tried so desperately to get a shot at the Crown. And it’s why I constantly told you to fuck off. You didn’t earn shit. You never do. Handed the Euro title. Stole the trios titles. Have you earned anything lately? Or do you just take what you want when it suits you? I said earlier in the week that you and I have some similarities and we have some glaring differences chief among them being that what I say will happen actually does and what you preach not only falls on deaf ears but it makes you look foolish along the way. Keep on preaching preacher man, maybe one of these days you will get it right. But it won’t be today. That much I know for a fact. I'll see you soon Eli."
Theo continues his walk through the airport, unfortunately the camera man does not as his sole focus on Theo and his movements has finally caught up to him in the form of him crashing into a vending machine.