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A Master ful of nursery rhymes for the Outsider - Mastermind - 06-03-2014 One Two Buckle My Shoe Three Four knock at the door Five Six pick up sticks Seven Eight shut the gate Nine Ten a big fat hen ------------------------------------------- Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jump over the candle stick Jack jumped high Jack jumped low and burned his toe --------------------------------------------- Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the King's horses And All the King's men Couldn't put humpty together again ----------------------------------------------- Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey Along came a spider and sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away ------------------------------------------------ Rock a bye baby in the tree top when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all ---------------------------------------- The camera fades in to Mastermind's mansion, and it finds him in his chair. His chair is facing the wall whilst the back of the chair is facing the camera. "All those 5 nursery rhymes remind me of Outsider Joel? Why you may ask? Well this past week I've gotten to know him, and our match is coming up fast. He's got a good imagination on him that one. He could do well if we were a tag team, but sadly and fortunately we're not, and that's to my credit. But there's a point to all those nursery rhymes and I will explain myself." Mastermind turns his chair to face the camera. "Nursery rhyme one: One two buckle my shoe.... I will tie my lases up and squish you like dirt can be squished Outsider Joel. Three Four knock at the door. My flying clothes lines will feel like a door smashing into your face. Five six pick up sticks. You're back will be feeling like you're picking up sticks, once it gets ready for my mind controller. Seven eight shut the gate. Once you're in the Mind Controller that's it there's no way out, it's just shut the gate and shut up shop. Nine ten a big fat hen. That's what you are Outsider Joel, a big fat plump hen ready for the taking. Ready to be roasted." Mastermind smiles and looks out in front of him. "Number two: Outsider Joel, you're Jack. You are nimble, you are quick, you can jump high, and work low, but you're biggest problem is you run all over the place sprouting you're mouth off. I will be the one that will burn you. I'll burn your toe. 1... 2... 3." Mastermind gets up and walks to the other side of the room. "Number three: Outsider Joel, you're humpty dumpty. You sit on you're wall, like you've done it all. You think you're smarter than me, well we'll see. One I'm through with you, you will feel like nothing will be the same again, like Humpty did when they couldn't put him back together again. Mastermind returns to his chair, and sits down. "Number four: Outsider Joel, you're little miss muffett. You sit around all day long sprouting crap about me being this... being that... being none to good with t-shirts.... being just another fly by night. Well I'm you're worst night mare. A spider who comes along, and scares you away. Because you will be scared of me after this." Mastermind spins his chair around a few times. "The final nursery rhyme, Outsider Joel, you're a born baby, crying you're arse off. You're in a tree top, at the top of your game, but all it needs is for that wind to blow and you're game will come crashing down. I'm that wind. I will make you crash to the bottom of the pile. How? Because I am that dam good. Whether you see it or not. I am going to be outsmarting you come Wednesday Night. "I hope you, and all my fans, and the fans of the XWF had fun listening in to story time with me you're story teller. Mastermind. I've had enough. Get lost." Mastermind spins his chair around to face the wall, and the camera fades out.