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Let's Feel Sorry For The Outsider - Mastermind - 05-31-2014
The camera fades in to the mansion of Mastermind.
He is sitting in his thinking chair facing the wall whilst the back of the chair was facing the camera. He is whistling.
He stops whistling and starts clapping.
"Well look who turned up to the party, Mr Outsider Joel. Finally I get some one who is willing to go toe to toe with me."
Mastermind stops clapping, and picks up a violin. He starts playing it. He turns his chair around and faces the camera.
"Let's all feel sorry for Outsider Joel, because he's so poor that he needs to record a promo with a DVD and a Tripod. Let me play the violin for you in a way that makes you feel special".
Mastermind starts playing off key making a horrible noise. He stops and looks seriously at the camera.
"You need to come up with something far better than being poor to have people feel sorry for you Joel. That's why you're such an Outsider isn't it? Because you feel different? You have to bring up the fact that I am rich and you're not. Well bully for you is all I can say."
Mastermind waved his hands around the room, gesturing to his house.
"Whilst you were being poor, I worked my guts off for this. For money. I wrestled in other companies and got paid well for what I did. Why? Because I am that dam good.
"Now I know I'm new here to the XWF. It is the XWF after all not the EMF. I'm glad that you picked that up, because that was one of my little games I liked to play. Find the wrong words. You found it. Well done to you. I intentionally mentioned EMF just so that you could pick up on it and find my supposed mistake and call me out for it. Well I'll say it was done on purpose.
Mastermind started laughing, then became serious again.
"Where in my promo did I mention that I wanted to go up against Duke for the Universal Championship in 3 weeks? I didn't even mention that. I said you were minor talent, because that is what you are. That is what people down the end of the food chain is called. Minor Talent. The Champions are Extreme Top Talent. Where I know how good I am. I am that dam good. I know I need to earn my place in the XWF.
"Now I would love to go against Duke in the next few weeks, I know it's not going to happen. I'll get there. Maybe not right away but I'll get there. I'm actually wanting to go after the Television Title first because I know I'll be that dam good defending it for a while and looking good on television. But that's besides the point."
Mastermind gets up and walks over to the other side of the room.
"For someone who doesn't know what a phrase like '5 Minutes of Fame' means then you must have had it already. I'll spell it out for you. It means someone who only stays in the spot light for a short amount of time and then disappears again. That'll be you, because you won't be able to go far here because according to you, you are too poor to make it."
Mastermind looks up at his clothes line with the one and only shirt so far in his career.
I
MASTERED
THE MIND
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AVERY KAIN
MASTERED
THE MIND
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AVERY KAIN
"Go on have your laugh at that as well. Sexual catch phrase. That's just another good line that I have heard. So well done bringing that up, because at the end of the day I will, and currently have mastered your mind. Let's see how? One, you're too busy moaning that you are poor, and I am rich.....
"Two, I misquoted XWF intentionally, you didn't pick up on it, but you harped about it.
"Three, according to you I expected to be dished up on a silver platter a go at the championships. Thanks for your consideration. I know that I am that dam good, but you being behind me works in my favor..... Not. Me beating you this Wednesday will be just another stepping stone for a shot at a belt down the line..... Thanks for hyping me up though.
"So think all you want about me Joel, because by the time I'm through with you, you'll be wondering how you ended up being stuck in my finishing move. The Mind Controller.. And then being forced to tap out, to be beaten into submission."
Mastermind headed back to his seat. Sits back down and picks up his violin and starts playing it again. He laughs at the camera, and turns his chair around and starts singing.
The camera fades out.