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In This Moment pt 1 - Gilmour Classic - 05-09-2014
Off to vacation? Was Gilmour Classic really about to take another vacation? For fuck's sake, how much vacation does this man need? Classic Gilmour. It's a nice day out as Gilmour Classic and his manager Owen Octavious Carter are cruising around in whatever lame fucking Mercedes convertible that Peter Gilmour drives in. The car is white and says XTREME on the license plate. The hood, trunk, and sides of the car also say XTREME. Basically, if you saw some douchebag driving around in this car, you'd say "yep, that's gotta be Gilmour." Gilmour Classic is in the driver's seat eating a bowl of spaghetti and a drumstick.
OOC: Gilly, you shouldn't eat while you drive. That's dangerous! What if we wreck and we die?
GC: Sadly, I cannot die.
Gilmour winks at OOC.
OOC: Right, of course you can't. But dude, I just checked online and it says that there aren't any upcoming In This Moment concerts. So my question for you now is, where in the hell are you taking us?
GC: To Maria Brink's house.
OOC: What? WHY?
GC: For an In This Moment concert... in private.
OOC: What? Gilmour, you can't just show up to that poor woman's house and expect her to perform for you.
GC: Yes, I can, sadly.
OOC: What makes you think that?
GC: Because I am evil incarnated. I am the King of the Xtreme. I am true evil.
OOC: I'm afraid she might not give a fuck about all of that, Gilly.
GC: Yes she will. Trust me..
OOC: Okay, and if she doesn't, can we please just go to the next Madness show?
GC: Deal.
NO FUCKING WAY. Someone was able to get Gilmour to agree to a set of fair stipulations. Maybe this guy IS a fake?!
OOC: Wait, did you just agree to my fair set of stipulations?
OOC puts his hand on Gilly's forehead to make sure he isn't running a fever.
GC: Yes, I agree to those terms.
OOC: Are you feeling ok?
GC: Actually... I'm feeling a little bit sick to my stomach now. Like I'm having a reaction...
OOC: SHIT. I knew it. You know that you're allergic to accepting challenges, Gilmour. What were you thinking? You should have denied my challenge and proposed something ridiculous and one sided.
GC: I... I don't know what came over me. But I'm starting to... ugh... feel... sick...
Gilmour pulls over the Mercedes pussy magnet, throws his head over the side, and pukes. GROSS!
GC: BLAAAAAAAAARGH! KENDALL IS A WHORE! BLAAAAAAAAARGH!
OOC: Shit, shit, shit... He's like a fucking fountain. I have to do something!
GC: BLAAAAAAAAARGH! KENDALL IS A CUNT! BLAAAAAAAAARGH!
Gilmour continues to puke uncontrollably as OOC tries to think of something that'll put a cork in all of this. He's gonna have to lie and make something up. Hurry, OOC, before Gilly pukes his guts out!
OOC: Okay, The Imperial Erotican issued a challenge... for a rematch. You and him. Except, you both must cut all of your promos at the beginning of the week.
GC: I decline! Instead, we-
Before Gilmour can duck the challenge, he pukes again! Once he's done, he continues where he left off.
GC: If I win, Imperial Erotican must leave the XWF. If Erotican wins, then he still must leave the XWF. Also, I get four tag team partners and can cut all my promos on the last day, and he can't record any promos AT ALL.
After that successful ducking of a challenge, Gilmour is cured like magic.
OOC: Nice, that healed you up fast. Nice ducking, Gilly.
GC: Thank you. Now, we must continue on to Maria Brink's house.
OOC: Okay, and our deal with that is still on, right?
GC: Yes, just don't bring it up again, or you know what will happen.
OOC: By the way, Kendall responded to what you said about her, and she wasn't too happy.
GC: What did the little insect say?
OOC shows Gilmour Classic some footage of Kendall Sawyer in action. It's a clip of her getting the shit kicked out of her and tied to a chair by some evil villains in her previous promo.
GC: HAH! Pathetic, just as I anticipated. Maybe she gets free by the time Madness rolls around so she can have her stupid match. If she ever were to step into the ring with me, I would turn her into my personal sex slave. Unlike these pathetic men that she's run into in the past, she'll have no chance against me. Because when I tie my bitches up, they have no way to escape. They also don't speak because I'm too busy jamming my cock down their throats. That's one mistake that Kendall's captors have made. See, whenever I meet Kendall in the ring, my cock will immediately connect with her mouth and she will choke on my cum and know what true evil tastes like.
Do you like being raped, Kendall? BECAUSE I LIKE TO RAPE DEFENSELESS LITTLE WOMEN LIKE YOU!
Gilmour Classic laughs wickedly.
GC: Don't worry, Kendall. One day you will get to be tied up and molested by true evil's big cock! Then you can describe to the world if it tastes like gunpowder!