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THEY TOOK OUR JOBS - Waylon - 05-06-2014 The scene fades in as we see Waylon sitting on his front porch with a banjo and big chew of beechnut tobacco. Waylon: Damn banjo has a string loose. Kinda reminds me of this Ace Eagle he must have a couple strings loose in that head of his to mess with a feller like me.. Little puss from down in Australia thinks he can mess with me. I'll spit a dip of beechnut in that fellers eyes and see if he wants anymore. That reminds of this ole boy I knew tried to fight me and I told em I said boy you better back down before I knock them teeth loose. He only had three of them hell that was more then my whole family had put together. He was only mad cause I was sleeping with his sister and he was gonna tell mama. That’s why I don’t speak to my brother anymore. But off that subject. I know all about you damn Australians. You reckon you can just walk into our country and take our jobs. A man yells out from behind the house. ‘THEY TOOK OUR JOBS’ Waylon: Calm down now Leroy! I’ll take care of this immigrant. You aint no better then them Mexicans and them African American. You thought the crowd was quiet on your last promo because you were new. ‘WRONG’ It’s cause you don't belong here boy! Why don’t you just go back from where you came from and put another shrimp on the barbe or whatever you damn Australians say. Aint no body can understand you bunch heathens. You thinkin your smart cause you had a c average in school and your some fancy wrestler. Well I’m a wrestler to boy! I put my overalls on the same way you do I just look a little better in em. Aint that right sis. Waylon’s sister comes out and says ‘You darn right Waylon.’ You probably aint worked a hard day in your life have ya boy walking around on your beaches out there eating them little shrimp off your damn barbe. While I’m down here eating these eggs and some them pork chops. You don’t know what living really is son. You aint nothing but an old guppy. You probably shave you face and buy new clothes. While I’m growing my beard and buying parts for this here CHEVY so I can have a way down to Oklahoma to give you an ass whoopin of a life time by god. You better get ready Feller cause I’m comin with my fist clinched and my jaw full of beechnut, and I’m gonna whoop some ACE!