We open with a blinding light coming off of Rick Harrison's big ass head as he sits behind the counter flicking boogers and digging his wedgie out. Suddenly in steps XWF Ark Champion Soupcan O'Malley, he scurries over to Rick and slams the Ark Title down on the counter.

Soupcan: GIMMIE MONEY!

Rick: Okay, you looking to sell it?

Soupcan: Yep.


Rick: $50.

Soupcan: $50? THAT'S IT!?!?!?

Rick: Well it's not like it's a World Title or anything, Swagmire has held this thing a few times for christ sake and he sucks. Plus he walks around looking like the fresh prince of welfare.

Soupcan: $75 or no deal.

Rick: Fine, I can do $75.


Rick proceeds to write up a receipt for Soupcan before taking the title and handing him $75. Soupcan excitedly counts the money before walking out of the shop with a big grin on his face no doubt with visions of rum dancing through his head.